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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
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Hi guys , Sorry Ive been a bit slack here on Fantasybattles , but I promise I,ll be back on the fantasy case soon. Ive been setting up a new Site #FF0000"> www.omgvids.com its a Video site with what I think are the funniest , coolest Videos around . check it out if you have time and let me know what you think.Hope everyones blogs are doing well and your all doing good.
SCI - FI & Fantasy Video funnies .Futurama vs The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
The next Fantasy battle will be BENDER VS MARVIN .They have both been contacted and are up for the challenge, well when I told Bender his initial response was " You can bite my shiny metal ass!!"
But after some reassurance that there could be some free beer for the winner he changed his tune and started training for his big day.
Marvin's response when I told him was " I suppose a Fantasy battle cant be any worse than being cleaned with a brillow pad" , he then wanted me to listen to his new song that he recorded
This Robot fantasy battle will be ready in a couple of days, so stay tuned .Until then to keep your Geeky SCI -FI juices flowing and give you a laugh check out these two videos .The first one is a commercial from 1976 for star trek toys, and the second well lets just say I really want one "HOLY BLAST OFF !!"
Who is the coolest and most feared Robot from the movies ?- Fantasy battles
Which of these Robots (I know some are not technically robots ) but lets say non-human Characters would you like to see slug it out in a Fantasy battles until only one survives. Leave your vote for which one you would like to see in my Comments and the most popular match up will be put Into a Fantasy battle to prove their worth.. Their transistors are transisting their capacitors are at full capacity , their weapons are primed and they have all had a little squirt of WD -40..It decision time who's it to be, you decide?
DROIDEKA
Star wars Battle droid
(shields up)
VS
ED-209
Attack Robot from Robocop
(You have 20 seconds to comply)
THE BORG
(assimilate for perfection)
VS
CYBERMEN
(hide behind the sofa)
CYLON
(cool Kitt style head display)
VS
MAXIMILIAN
(from the black hole)
BENDER
(Anyone got a beer?)
VS
MARVIN
(I feel so depressed today)
DALEK
(Exterminate)
VS
TERMINATOR 3
(Are you John Conner?)
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K-9
(Affirmative Doctor)
VS
R2D2
(beep beep squeak beep)
ROBBY THE ROBOT
(from forbidden planet)
VS
METAL MICKEY
(A robot with a drug problem, he,s addicted to Thunderblust pills)
I was going to include Optimus prime but he is still in revovery from the last Fantasy battle Optimus Prime vs Power rangers .To see Previous Fantasy battles the links are on the sidebar.
As soon as I saw princess Leia in star wars , she became my object of fantasy for many years, I,m sure the same went for alot of teenage boy star wars fans out there.So I just couldn't wait to get my very own princess Leia star wars figure , I saved hard and finally the day come when I got my very own princess Leia , on closer inspection when I got her home I was confronted by this...Bang went my Fantasy.
How I used to and still do love my star wars toys , I remember being so excited when I first got my millennium falcon or the Tie fighter for Christmas.I cant say that I would of been so excited about some of these Star wars toys.
First up The force , yep you heard it right you can actually buy the Force in a box.No its not just an empty box (ya right).
Next wow you can actually buy rocks from the planet Alderaan ,No there not just bits of rock(ya right)
The next one Is actually pretty cool , a bit sick , but cool non the less , it would of come in use full in some of my Epic star wars battles on my bedroom floor when I was a kid, I,m afraid the Ewoks always used to get it.
The next not so cool star wars toy is a smouldering corpse from the Lars homestead massacre.
If you are New to Fantasy battles and are wondering what the hell is a fantasy battle and what is this demented freak talking about, check out the sidebar on this blog under THE FANTASY BATTLES and give them a read.I hope you enjoy and they give you a laugh.
Remember guys let me know of a Fantasybattle you would like to see and I,ll get my troop of Killer droids to organise the matchup for your entertainment .I thought of maybe doing a robot only fantasybattle? whos the best bad ass Robot in your book and who would be a good opponant for them to battle ?
"Captains log stardate 8130.3. Starship Enterprise on training mission to Gamma Hydra section 14 coordinates 22 87 4. Approaching neutral zone, all systems normal and functioning. It has come to my attention that after yesterdays capture of a demonic form from the planet earth , we have a serious problem.After the initial interrogation performed by myself and Spock we have gathered information that unless we take some decisive action against an individual called Angelus or Angel in the city of los Angele's on the planet earth that the repercussions for earth in the future could be catastrophic.
The Demonic form we captured told us of a prophecy that two great warriors that now are fighting on the side of light and goodness together will become bitter enemies in the future, at the moment these two warriors keep the balance on Earth of good and evil , they battle demons and evil enerties that threaten the humans .
In this prophecy these two great warriors forget there mission to protect the human race and engage in a bitter fued fuelled by jealousy between themselves that ends ultimately in both being killed.The names of these two great warriors are Buffy and Angel.We have decided to break a fundermental star fleet rule and intervene before this fued takes place and threatens the whole of Earths inhabitants.I am taking this prophercy seriously as spock thinks that this fued could really become a reality and in the vacuum that is left by the death of these two great warriors the demons and dark forces will fill the void and destroy all humans.This is why I will dispatch Spock a highly trained negotiator to assess the situation and take decisive action against Angel if need be."
Just then the door to kirks private quarters slid open with a WHOOSH and Spock was standing in the doorway" Are we ready captain"
"Yes Spock , we,ve tracked Angels last known location with the help of the Demon we captured from earth..lets go " Kirk replied as he rose from his chair and made his way over to Spock.
Both Kirk and Spock made there way to the transporter room, Kirk patted Spock on the back and handed him his communication device and phaser "good luck spock " Kirk said as Spock stepped onto the tranporter pad.
Kirk stared with an concerned glare as spock disapeared in the whirl of the transporter beam.The room fell silent.. ------------------------------------- -------------------------+++ Spock was now standing in a busy los angeles at the back of Wolfram & Hart a law firm that was the last known location of Angel.Spock surveyed the area in a calm and caluculated manner , looking for any sign or hint where Angel could be , just then a tall dark haired man walked from the back of the building, Spocks senses raced and and his Vulcan logic told him that this man was indeed the Great warrior called Angel.
As Angel walked across the car park he stopped and turned to Spock , Angels instinct knew something was wrong.Both spock and Angel looked eachother up and down assessing the other man.
"Can I help you mr , you look a bit out of place here " Angel shouted across the car park to Spock
Spock walked over to Angel " Is your name Angelus , I need to talk to you "
Angel looked at Spock with a hard glare and gritted his teeth "ahh another demon looking for some action , I see , I was gonna get myself a coffee but I,m sure I can fit in a quick ass kicking of an overgrown pixie before that "
Spock raised one eyebrow " A pixie ....a mythical creature of human folklore, considered to be particularly concentrated in the areas around Devon and Cornwall in England.I can assure you I am no Pixie , I am a vulcan , and my name is spock science officer and commanding officer of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 , I have been sent here to talk to you , I do not require as you put it an ass kicking "
Angel stepped closer to spock and looked into his eyes " Look here spock , you are about 3 seconds away from meeting you creator , so say what you gotta say and make it quick pixie boy"
Spock rasied his hands and placed them at key points on Angels face " If you permitt me I just need to do this, then I will leave you in peace "
Spock closed his eyes and started to merge his conciossness with Angels subconciossnes in a ancient act of Vulcan mind Fusion.Instantly Angels eyes started to flicker and his body started to tremble , a vision started to appear to spock.....
Instantly spock knew that this was the begining of the prophecy and that from that moment on Angel and Buffy would destroy eachother and thus plungle earth into a ever decreasing spiral of evil from which the planet would never escape, spock knew that he must eliminate this man Angel for the sake of earth.
Spock let go of Angels face and Angel fell to his kness and put his hands over his eyes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Angel screamed "NEVER "
Angel had seen the exact same preminition as spock, as spock had seen it.
"What Mind games are you trying to play on me Demon " Angel screamed as he jumped to his feet and pushed Spock away.Angels thoughts raced was this punishment for all the crimes the commited as angelus? was this just demon trickery ?
Spock reached for his phaser with lightening reactions and blasted at Angel , Angel dived to the ground and the phaser blast slammed into a car behind him setting it on fire instantly.
Angel rose up from the ground , his eyes now glowed red and his face was now of a vampire enraged and looking for blood.Angel charged at Spock like a jaguar onto his prey , spock aimed his phaser once again at Angel but it was too late , Angel slammed into spock and they both fell over , Angel ontop of Spock .Angel looked up at the sky and let out a fierce blood curdeling roar , then grabbed Spock around his throat and started to squeeze with superhuman unmercifull strength .
Spock clasped Angels hands and tried to free them from his neck, but Angels hands stayed firm.Spock drew his own arm back and karate chopped angel in the side of his neck with massive force.Angel fell to the side of spock.
Both Spock and Angel jumped immediatly to there feet and began to circle eachother with arms outstretched looking for the weakness in the other opponant, with a loud roar and bearing his sharp white teeth Angel squatted down and then leaped high into the air coming down hard with both hands clasped delivering a massive hammer blow to spocks head , spock collasped to the floor .Angel saw his opportunity to finish spock off , Angel grabbed Spocks hair and pulled his head back exposing spocks fragile neck, Angel went in to sink his ferocious teeth into spocks jugular, Angel was just about to clamp his teeth into Spocks neck when spock with one hand put a hand on Angels forehead to stop the attack and with the other hand plunged his fingers deep into Angels coller bone delivering a crushing Vulcan Pinch .
Angel arched his back in pain , Spock intesified his Vulan pinch , Angel let out a huge scream with the intense pain of the attack .Angel could feel his lifeforce ebbing away and things starting to turn black , it was nearly over ..
Angel started to have visions of buffy and his life before he recieved a soul, his life as angelus ,all the innocents he had killed , the women , the alcohol , he needed to redeem himself , he needed to see buffy again...
"I .....WILL ..NOT LET YOU DESTROY WHAT I COULD HAVE...WHAT I WILL HAVE " Angel gasped as he pullled himself back from the blackness that was comsuming him.Angel looked down and saw Spocks Phaser attached to his belt, he made a grab for it..
The phaser went off ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAMMMM , both men crumpled to the ground like rag dolls, smoke filled the air then there was a deathly silence..
Minutes passed in silence , minutes that seemed like an eternity, the smoke finally cleared to expose the scene , Angels eyes flicked open and he gasped in a massive breath of air , Angel slowly pulled himself up onto his knees to look what had happened to his opponant .spock had recieved a phaser blast to his chest and was still alive , but only just..
Just then an electronic noise pierced the silence " Kirk to Spock .... come in spock..do you recieve spock....Abort mission ...I repeat abort mission , there is no prophecy spock , this Demon we have on the ship his name is SPIKE and its all been a set up, he wanted to trick us into killing Angel so he could have the other warrior Buffy to himself, he was fuelled by jealousy.Abort mission spock..we are beaming you up now...stand by"
Spock looked at his communicator then looked at Angel " This is highley irregular"he said raising one eyebrow
"I will survive , dont worry "Spock said as he reached out his hand to Angel , Angel went to touch his hand but spocks body was now immersed in the transportation beam from the enterprise and he dissapeared leaving Angel alone again..
---------------------------------------------THE END
The Fantasy battle contestants are , angel , spock ,mace windu , jules winnfield ,simon cowell , david hasselhoff , kakihara, gogo yubari.
The contestants are ready , the matches are set , the choice is yours.
These are the best of the matchups that you guys have chosen who you would like to see battle it out in a fantasy battle to the bitter end.I must say you guys are getting good at this.All these characters have put their careers on hold for the chance to compete in a fantasy battle just for your entertainment, they have trained hard and are willing and able to open up a jumbo can of whoop ass on there opponent. so who's it to be, you decide ...
THE FANTASY BATTLE CONTESTANTS ARE...
The Vampire with a soul
ANGEL
VS
SPOCK
The Vulcan with a vice like pinch
A senior member of the Jedi High Council & a respected Jedi MACE WINDU VS JULES WINNFIELD A cool hitman "And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you "
The straight talking , high trouser wearing American idol judge
Transformers , Yoda , Gollum , power rangers watch them battle it out.
Well guys I,m glad you all enjoyed the fantasy battle between Optimus Prime vs The Power rangers. I,ve got a troop of demented Klingon's working on some other great matchups for you guys to decide who you wanna see get it on in the next fantasy battle.
Remember if you have any ideas on what matchup you would like to see, let me know and I,ll include them on the next post for everyone to decide if they would like to see that battle or not.
FANTASY BATTLES NEWS UPDATE.
Well since Fantasy battles has got more and more popular Ive had some strange contestants wanting to enter a fantasy battle. First up I had an Email from these guys the Sith Squirrels who have been practicing hard every day and they sent me a pic from their secret Sith Squirrel training camp and want to take on Yoda.
I contacted Yoda and his reply was "Nut burying leads to anger , anger leads to squirells with lightsabers , squirrels with light sabers leads to....... Drunk too much I think I have , lie down now I think I will."
Which I thought was fair enough..
Also since Gollum had his famous fantasy battle with Yoda , he dropped me a quick Email from Hollywood where he said he,s doing just great , and his ring is now fine. In fact since his appearance on Fantasy Battles he has turned over a new leaf.
So guys let me hear your suggestions on who you would like to put forward for the next fantasy battle? Whether its the Sith Squirells vs Yoda or anyone you can think of. I will bring you your suggestions plus some others for your to pick who you would like to see battle it out next very soon.
Optimus Prime (Transformers) VS The Power Rangers - Fantasy Battles
OPTIMUS PRIME -----VS ------THE POWER RANGERS
------------------------------------------------------ "Optimus prime ? Transformers ? , autobots ? " Ive never heard of them tommy said to Adam as they walked through the car breakers yard.
"Well Rocky .......All I know is billy and Aisha said that they came here looking for a car for Billys grandma and they come across a massive Robot who called himself optimus prime who warned them to stay out of his buissness and something about he was looking for Decepticons that where using the breakers Yard as a base ."
"Man , I dont know what them guys are on , but If they are not joking this could be really serious, lets keep an eye out for anything unusual while we are looking for a car for billys Grandma "
Just then a salesman walked over to Tommy and Adam " howdy there partners , what can I do for you guys on this lovley day "
"Hi there , well we are looking for a cheap car for one of my friends Grandma" Adam said as he looked around the Yard
The salesman shook both there hands "You just may be in luck there boys , come this way and I,ll show ya what we got "
As Adam and Tommy followed the salesman , they heard a powerful voice say " REMEMBER STAY OUT OF MY BUISSNESS "
" What the hell was that ? , it sounded like it came from over there" Adam said to Tommy as they walked in the direction of where the voice had come from.
They came to a large Red truck that was parked in the yard.
"It sounded like it came from this truck Tommy laughed as he kicked the wheel of the truck"
"MOVE AWAY FROM ME KIDS " a voice boomed out from the truck
Tommy and Adam jumped back from the truck " What the hell !!! , this this truck just talked to us " Adam said as he stared in disbelief at Tommy.
"THATS RIGHT I TALK , NOW MOVE AWAY I,M CLOSE TO FINDING MEGATRON AND HE MUST BE DESTROYED NO MATTER THE COST"
Adam walked closer to the red truck"What the hell did you say!! , you aint gonna destroy no one or nothing on our patch, right Tommy?"
"Right Adam , Now who the Hell are you " Tommy shouted as he punched the door of the truck.
"You aint gonna destroy nothing around here , who is Megatron and more importantly who or what the hell are you? " Tommy growled as once again he kicked the wheel of the truck.
"I AM OPTIMUS PRIME THE LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS I AM FROM THE PLANET CYBERTRON , I BATTLE THE EVIL FORCES OF THE DECEPTICONS,KEEPING THE EARTH AND OUR HOMELAND PEACEFULL AND THUS THE UNIVERSE AT PEACE TOO.NOW LEAVE THIS AREA AND DO NOT STAND IN MY WAY."
Adam looked at Tommy "You will not battle or destroy anyone here on earth as we keep the peace here , we dont want to fight you , but if you keep up this aggressive attitude we will have to teach you a lesson"
There was a rumble from the red truck"ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WILL PROTECT MEGATRON? "
"hell yeah , we will protect anyone from harm" Tommy shouted in defiance as he punched the air.
There was a loud whiring noise that started up from the truck "I AM A PROTECTOR OF ALL LIFE , BUT IF YOU INTERFERE WITH MY BATTLE AGAINST MEGATRON AND THE DECEPTICONS, THEN I WILL HAVE TO COUNT YOUR LIVES AS COLLATORAL DAMAGE TO SAVE HUMANITY AND THE UNIVERSE"
Tommy and Adam jumped back from the truck and both fell into a Ninjetti stance ready to fight.
"Look Optimus , we will fight you if you threaten us , and to be honest I think you would be wise to reconsider before fighting us, after all you are just a truck and we are mighty power rangers" Tommy said in a firm voice
Just then the sales man walked over " Hey guys so you interested in buying this truck, to be honest I havent seen it here before , but It must be new stock"
" No way we are going to teach this bully of a truck a lesson he will never forget" tommy shouted
The salesman walked over to the truck , " guys...guys... calm down , your talking like this truck is alive or something" the salesman said as he patted the truck.
"so you wanna buy......................"the salesman was interupted by this...........
Optimus prime transformed and rose up to stand high above the Adam and Tommy , he walked a few paces away shaking the ground as he went then turned and fired a stun ray at the salesman freezing him mid sentence.Then he turned and grabbed a car from the ground and threw it at Tommy and Adam as a warning shot.The car crashed infront of the tommy and adam and exploded into flames,throwing them both back with the force of the blast.
"SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PROTECT MEGATRON?"optimus boomed as he activated his thrusters and hovered 50 ft above the ground in a shower of sparks and electricity.
"Hell yeah , lets get this battle going " both tommy and adam screamed as they got back to there feet.
Tommy pressed his emergency rangers button on his wrist band to summon the rest of the power rangers to the battle.
Optimus prime hovered over the teenagers "ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELVES JUST TO PROTECT MEGATRON ?, FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS , NO SACRIFICE IS TO GREAT IN THE SERVICE OF FREEDOM ....INCLUDING YOU!!"
Tommy stood firm and looked up at optimus"We will protect anyone from harm"
Just then the rest of the rangers screeched up in a car and joined there friends. They stood shoulder to shoulder in a line underneath optimus.
"Lets do this " Tommy shouted ....
The heroic team morphed into the power rangers in a haze of flashing lights and crappy 1980,s cheesy effects.Then began to sommersault and backflip and pose in there shiny coloured suits.
Optimus prime rose up high into the sky "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.. WALK AWAY OR GET CARRIED AWAY"
The power rangers carried on posing and swatting the air and kicking with there ninjetti moves shouting some nonsense about mighty Morphing power rangers.
Then Optimus prime swooped down and grabbed tommy the white ranger by the foot and dragged him back up into the air and held him upside down .
"DAM YOU POWER RANGERS ARE SUCH ANNOYING FAGGOTS, TIME TO BE CRUSHED!!"
Optimus grabbed Tommys head in one hand and his feet in the other and pulled him apart infront of the other power rangers , a shower of blood and White shiny suite fell to the ground all around the remaining rangers. Then optimus threw both sections of tommy behind him like a crappy 80,s old toy that your really bored with.
The remaining Power Rangers back flipped and sommersaulted there way out of the danger area landing on top of a building nearby.Optimus swooped down again from the sky and landed with both feet on the building crushing it to rubble, all the power rangers sommersaulted out of harms way at the last moment, adam took his opportunity and ran up and done a powerful flying kick to optimus ,s head section.
Optimus stumbled back a little with the force of the blow , Adam landed with all the gracefullness of a cat and began to ninjetti chop and kick the air , then stood still in a gay Power ranger pose .Optimus then jumped from the rubble of the building and landed astride Adam.
Adam then produced his Zeo Laser Pistol and blasted 4 accurate shots into Optimus,s face.Optimus brushed some flaked paint work of this his face "WHY THANKYOU FOR THAT , I HAD AN ANNOYING ITCH THERE , NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO MEET YOUR MAKER"
Adam began to run , Optimus held aloft his right hand and it began to retract , a loud humming sound then filled the air.Now in place of the robotic hand was a huge glowing energon axe.With a blast of his trusters optimus landed infront of Adam smashing the concerete on landing , Adam jumped high into the air to avoid the swipe of the energon axe, but it was futile , Optimus was a killing machine and every move he made was calculated and worked out to the nearest millimeter.The energon axe cut Adam in two like a knife through butter while he was in the air. Before the two smoking pieces of adam had hit the floor Optimus ,s focus was already on the remaining Rangers.
Optimus used his power thrusters to blast high into the sky to track where his prey had now run too,he scanned the area with his heat source eye filters and found the group of rangers sheltering behind a pile of crushed cars,Optimus,s radar hearing could pick up what they where saying, they had a plan to change into there respected Zords.Optimus could see them starting to morph.
Optimus Prime blasted down to where the rangers where hiding and smashed his energon axe into the ground creating a massive energon wave that made the ground ripple and flame , this had the effect of an earth quake but with blasts of energon waves pulsing through his victims bodys which threw the power rangers like rag dolls in every direction. Opimus prime scanned the area and recorded the whereabouts of every power ranger , some had flown into nearby trees and were hanging in the branches and some lay dazed and confused on the floor.
"YOU CHOSE YOUR DESTINY THE MOMENT YOU SAID YOU WOULD PROTECT MEGATRON AND HIS EVIL FOLLOWERS, NO ZOIDS CAN SAVE YOU NOW ....PREPARE FOR ANNIYALATION"Optimus boomed
The car breakers yard now looked more like an power rangers breakers yard for dicarded and annoying Power ranger merchandise .The rangers lay moaning and stumbeling about in a daze from the huge Energon wave that had passed through there bodys.The remaining Power rangers tried to escape and beg for mercy , but Optimus had no mercy for these fake hero , posing pussies of power rangers.
"NOW MORPH INTO CONCERETEZIODS " Optimus boomed in a loud voice as he raised his feet and stomped the remaining Powers rangers into the concerete like bugs.
The last Power ranger left was Kimberly who was crying like a baby clinging to a branch of a tree in her Pink lycra suite, looking like a discarded condom.Optimus stomped over to her and pulled her from the tree , he stuck his thumb into the coller of her lyrca suite and with the other hand grabbed the legs of the lyrca suite and began to stretch her suite like an huge pink elastic band , then he let go of her feet and pinged her hundreds of feet into the air , as she was falling back to the ground Optimus launched a plasma rocked and exploded her in the air like a power ranger clay pidgeon.
It was over , the Power rangers or what was left of them lay scattered around the Breakers yard,Optimus stomped over to the innocent salesmen who was still frozen from optimus,s stun ray and released him from the ray with a reversal beam.
The salesman looked around him "What the hell happened to my customers!!!!"
Optimus glared down at the sales man and said "WELL SOME HAD TO HIT THE ROAD......AND SOME HAD TO FLY "
Optimus laughed to himself and then blasted off into the blue sky....
Well guys as you know I,m a massive sci -fi geek and I have been looking forward to this hotly-anticipated sequel to the original YouTube phenomenon of Ryan vs Dorkman,s lightsaber battle for a while now.The first video these two star wars fans made really blew the youtube and star wars communities away with its superb special effects of the lightsabers and the really well choreographed battle itself.Both Ryan and Dorkman first released there video on the star wars forums , then it got Posted on YouTube and the rest is history.If you thought the first video was well done , well You ain't seen nothing yet.So sit back , relax and be prepared to be amazed at this the Brand new Ryan vs Dorkman 2lightsaber battle (RvD2).
So Fantasy Battle fans Its nearly that time again when we have to choose the next victims (I mean contestants) to step into the Fantasy Battle Arena.So while my demented troop of space monkeys scan the sci -fi / comic book / star wars / horror regions of the universe looking for some worthy contestants to battle it out until the bitter end.who would you guys like to see step into the fantasy battle arena? .
The short list of the contestants will be with you very soon , then you guys can vote on what matchup you would like to see.Until then , go on get involved put forward your favourite character in a fantasy battle and well see how it goes. If you are a new Vistor to fantasy battles and are wondering what the hell is this jibbering fool talking about fantasy battles then click a few of the previous battles on the sidebar under THE FANTASY BATTLESto check them out.
-------------------------------------------------------------------- It was just another day in the New york headquarters of Ghostbusters inc. The phone was ringing off the hook with worried citizens needing supernatural entities, ghosts and all manner of paranormal activities investigating. Venkman was laid back in his chair flicking peanuts at Egon,s head.
The phone nearest to venkman started to ring, Venkman just layed back even more in his chair and intensified the peanut attacks on Egons head. "Hey guys the phone is ringing, do you think I should answer it?" Venkman chuckled to himself .
"Just get the dam phone, you know our secretary is ill today." Ray said as he glared at Venkman.
"Ok, keep ya knickers on, geez..." Venkman lifted the receiver. "Hello Dr Peter Venkman speaking, no ghost too big or too smal for us to bust their see through asses."
" Peter , Peter!" a womens voice said in a rather alarmed state. "Its Dana Barrett here, you remeber the whole bed levitation thing and Gozer and his minions in my appartment?"
"Hey there sweety pie, of course I remeber you, man once you see a girl levitate in a see through night gown and talk all dity like you did, it kinda stays with a guy if you know what I mean."Venkman whispered in a sleazy way as he checked to see if anyone was listening.
"So whats up babe, you finally wanna go on that date with me?" Venkman said as he flicked his last peanut into the air and caught it in his mouth.
" Please listen to me Peter I've got a big problem I need you guys to come over at once, something is here with ........BEEEP........ " the phone went dead.
"OK guys, I think we got one, remember Dana and that whole Gozer incident, well its sounds like something is back and bothering my gilrfiend to be, LETS GO!!!"
The team jumped into a well rehersed action, Venkman , Egon , Ray and Winston ran to the firemans pole and they all slid down one after the other. Ray and egon grabbed the proton packs off of the chargers and Winston jumped into Ecto -1 and started the engine. The team was ready to go.
"God I love this Job. Lets go boys!" Venkman screamed as Winston started the Sirens and wheel spun out of the garage and onto the street. Winston weaved in and out of the traffic with great skill as Venkman and Ray waved to all the chicks as they sped past. "Hey Winston stick that Cd on to get me in the mood for Ghost butt kicking." Vekmon said as he leaned over into the front and slapped Winston on the shoulder.
"You got it!" Winston said as he pushed play on the cd.
The music started , and all the guys sang along. "If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! If there's something weird and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! I ain't afraid of no ghost. I ain't afraid of no ghost. If you're seeing things running through your head. Who can you call? Ghostbusters! An invisible man sleeping in your bed. Oh, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! "
"EMM hey Venkman, by the way where the hell are we going?" Winston shouted. "To Danas apartment dude, I love this job!!!" Venkman screamed and then stuck his head out the window and screamed "Who ya gonna call...Ghostbusters !!!"
Before the song had ended the team were at their destination, the guys jumped out grabbed the proton packs and ran into the lobby of the apartement building.
"Twenty third floor guys." Ray calmly annouced as they stepped into the elavator.
"Ok guys, power up your packs, remember last time we entered this apartment what we found, so keep alert." Egon said in a slightly worried tone.
The proten packs all powered up with a loud humming and whirring sound.
The team of Ghostbusters assembled outside of Danas door room 516, "Ready guys, have you got the trap?" Egon said as he looked at Ray.
"Got it dude." "Now lets get whoever or whatever has been hitting on my girlfriend to be."Venkman said turning to the door.
Egon knocked on the door, "Hello?" There was no answer ..
Venkman kicked the door and it flung open, inside the room it was dark and all the blinds had been pulled down and there was a deathly silence that filled the room. "Hello, anybody home?" Venkman said as he entered and searched the apartment, he got to the bedroom which was the last place to be searched and opened the door. "Hello, honey I,m home."
Dana walked to the door " You are not my Master " she whispered and returned to her bed.
There on the bed Dana was laying just staring at the ceiling, Venkman ran over to the bed and shook Dana " Hey, you ok?" Dana,s eyes slowly turned to stare deep into Venkmans eyes. "Yes ....I am fine, now leave me, my Master will not appreciate you being here."
"Your master? Hey baby your acting kinda funny, who,s your master?"
As Dana turned away from Venkman, he noticed what looked like two punture wounds on her neck. "Hey babe, whats that on your neck, you cut yourself shaving again." Venkman joked.
Just then the rest of the Team came into the room. "Whats the story Venkman?" Egon enquired.
"I,m not too sure, check out her neck its like a vampire has been here. Hey hey Buddy just her neck." Venkman shouted as he saw Egon take a sneeky look down her top.
"Very interesting, we havent come across Vampire activity here in New york before, search the place good." Egon said as the scanned the room.
"Ya and if you guys see some long tooth mother fucker whos been getting fresh with my chick, FRAG HIS ASS!" Venkman shouted as he pulled the Proton gun from his backpack.
Suddenly without warning from through an open window a bat flew in and flew around the room as if to check everyone out, then there was a puff of smoke and there standing dressed in a black cape was Dracula. "Haaa haaaa haaa Welcome to my feast gentlemen, you are all very welcome to indulge yourselves in the blood and flesh of my new wife DANACULA. You will find her very sweet."
"Danacula !!!! Your tripping dude, now hold on a minute thats Dana and shes as good as my girlfriend, I,m the only dude round here thats gonna indulge myself with her. You've overstepped the mark big time now, coming in here with ya pasty white face and ya wierd accent and ya bat changing tricks." Venkman said as he stepped towards Dracula.
"AHH spirited human, I see you wish to duel for her do you mortal."
"Dual, I,m just gonna give you a good old fashioned New Yorks finest ass kicking." Venkman shouted as he swung for Dracula.
Dracula opened his cape and flew backwards over the bed avoiding Venkmans punch and landed astride Dana. "You Feeble mortal, Danacula is now part of me and me part of her."
"FRAG HIS ASS!!!" Ray shouted and he aimed and pulled the trigger on his proton pack.
With lightening reflexes Dracula changed back into a bat, Ray chased the bat all over the room with the Proton steam leaving massive scorch marks all across the ceiling and walls. Dracula flew out of the bedroom and into the Kitchen where he changed back into his human form.
"MWUAHAHAHA, You stupid mortal you couldnt hit a Rhino up the ass with a bazooka, your such a poor shot." Dracula laughed at the Ghostbusters.
Just then 'BOINNNGGG' a frying pan smacked Dracula right in the side of the head . "What was that about bad shots?" Venkman laughed as he fired his proton pack directly at Dracula. "IVE GOT HIM GUYS!!"
Venkman had caught Dracula in the Proton stream and was holding him up off of the floor. "Hey guys, a little help please!" he shouted. Dracula was struggeling and thrashing about trying to escape the stream of the proton pack. Just then Egon and Ray hit him with there proton streams, whammm."Winston get the trap and lets get rid of this blood sucka fucka once and for all." Venkman screamed.
Dracula was now screaming and thrashing about like hell now, he changed into a bat again, then back into his human form, the Ghostbuster had a hard time keeping the Proton streams fixed on him and trying not to cross the streams.
"HERES THE TRAP GUYS." Winston screamed as he threw the trap out underneath the thrashing Dracula. "READY ...ONE ...TWO...THREE AND GOOO!!!!"
The trap opened, engulfing Dracula in a shaft of bright light and electricity. Then it started to suck Dracula into it, first his legs then his body. Dracula let out one last Scream and he was gone... The trap closed and the guys stopped there Proton streams and all fell to the floor.
"WAHOOOOO! Suck on that you buck tooth freak, that,ll teach ya to mess with my girl." Venkman screamed as he punched the air.
"Wow that was pretty easy, I thought Dracula could only be killed with garlic and holy water." Ray said nervously "Well I guess that just goes to show not to believe all you see in the movies."
Just then the trap started to rumble and shake, the trap doors flew open and a shaft of light streaked upwards towards the ceiling and with a loud "Woosh", DRACULA started to immerge from the trap. He rose up until he was floating in the middle of the room. "You fools, No mortal binds can enslave me, you fools now you will all become my children."
Dracula flew at Venkman and grabbed his face in his hands, Venkman fell back onto the floor. Dracula went in for the neck bite the rest of the team ran to help Venkman who now was fighting for his life. Egon grabbed Draculas shoulder, "SMACK." Dracula swatted him away like a fly, Egon flew back into the table and chairs with a crash. Ray and Winston grabbed Draculas head to try and stop the neck bite but it was too late Dracula sanks his long white teeth into Venkman's neck. Venkman let out a groan and gasped. "I hate hickies." Then fell lifeless. Now Dracula grabbed the hands of both Ray and Winston and started to crush them. Draculas strength was immense. Both Ray and Winston screamed in pain as their hands started to crack and crunch.
Dracula shoved both Ray and Winston at the same time and they flew like rag dolls, crashing into the sink unit in a shower of broken china and glasses.
Dracula walked slowly over to Ray and picked him up by the neck lifting him high into the air. "You mortals make me sick, with your love of sunshine and your fear of the Darkness." Dracula said as he began to crush Rays throat.
Just then Egon crawled over to where winston was lying. "Hey winston I have an idea, you distract Dracula and I,m gonna try something."
"Ok dude, I hope you know what your doing though." Winston whispered as he wiped a drop of blood away from his mouth.
"Pass me your proton pack Winston." Egon said as he checked his proton pack. "Now distract dracula and get him away from Ray..Hurry."
Winston stood up "Hey Bat breath, over here." Winston screamed as he waved his arms.
Dracual turned and stared at Winston. "WAIT your turn Mortal, I've nearly crushed the life from your friend."
"Hey Dracula, you is one Ugly mother fucker, you know that. I heard that bat's shit on there own head while they sleep so that must make you the Biggest shit head in New York."
Dracula snarled at Winston and released Ray from his vice like grip. Ray dropped to the ground gasping for breath.
"Hey so if you is a shit head, maybe that smell round here aint your bat breath, its your own shit on your head mother fucka ... yeh thats right bitch you stink of shit and really a bats just a rat with wings, so you is a shit smelling, bat breath, rat mother fucka freak." Winston shouted as he backed away from Dracula.
Dracula hissed and snarled at Winston. "How dare you insult me, I am a count and Immortal."
Winston picked up a chair leg and thew it at Dracula hitting him in the chest. "You say you're a count, you dont even look like you CAN count you freaking retard." Winston screamed as he picked up another chair leg.
"Winston hit the deck!!!" Egon shouted as he powered up two proton packs and let the streams rip , Egon turned the two streams so that they made a Huge cross , a crusifix shape and held them in front of Dracula. "How'd you like that?"
"ARGHHHHHH!!" Dracula screamed in torment as the crusifix grew brighter and brighter. Dracula started to steam and his features began to melt. "ARGHHHHHH, make it stop I will grant you eternal life."
"I,d rather be mortal than have an eternity shitty on my own head and giving boys hickies you blood sucking scumbag." Ray screamed and with that Egon pushed the two proton streams hard into Draculas face.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Dracula screamed as he melted and bubbled into a bloody mess on the Kitchen floor.
As soon as Dracula had been defeated Venkman and Dana where released from his spell.
Venkman opened his eyes and saw the Bloody mess on the Kitchen floor. "Dam I dont know my own strength when I,m mad!!!!"
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DROIDEKA 
The next one Is actually pretty cool , a bit sick , but cool non the less , it would of come in use full in some of my Epic star wars battles on my bedroom floor when I was a kid, I,m afraid the Ewoks always used to get it.
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yakuza from Ichi the Killer who enjoys giving and receiving pain in equal measures
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Yoda , he dropped me a quick Email from Hollywood where he said he,s doing just great , and his ring is now fine. In fact since his appearance on Fantasy Battles he has turned over a new leaf.
Opimus prime scanned the area and recorded the whereabouts of every power ranger , some had flown into nearby trees and were hanging in the branches and some lay dazed and confused on the floor.
Jean Grays alter ego The Dark Phoenix Ultra powerful grade 5 mutant. One of the most powerful of all the X Men. 
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There on the bed Dana was laying just staring at the ceiling, Venkman ran over to the bed and shook Dana " Hey, you ok?" Dana,s eyes slowly turned to stare deep into Venkmans eyes. 
Venkman had caught Dracula in the Proton stream and was holding him up off of the floor. "Hey guys, a little help please!" he shouted.
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