Fantasy Battles & cool stuff..

New Posts Coming soon

2008-04-15T20:59:00.000-07:00

Hi guys ,
Sorry Ive been a bit slack here on Fantasybattles , but I promise I,ll be back on the fantasy case soon.
Ive been setting up a new Site
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www.omgvids.com
its a Video site with what I think are the funniest , coolest Videos around .
check it out if you have time and let me know what you think.Hope everyones blogs are doing well and your all doing good.

Watch and download Transformers movie for free.

2007-07-18T06:14:00.000-07:00

Watch Transformers the movie for free here.

Watch this great movie for free .Enjoy.

Also

You can watch and download the new harry potter movie the order of the phoenix here .

If you enjoyed the transformers movie and havent had enough of Optimus prime then check out how he got on in a fantasy battle against the power rangers

Superhero or Star wars?

2007-05-21T09:51:00.000-07:00

which school would you rather of gone to?
The Palpatine centre for advanced learning or The Superheroes school of special powers?

SCI - FI & Fantasy Video funnies .Futurama vs The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

2007-05-16T03:17:00.000-07:00

The next Fantasy battle will be BENDER VS MARVIN .They have both been contacted and are up for the challenge, well when I told Bender his initial response was " You can bite my shiny metal ass!!"

But after some reassurance that there could be some free beer for the winner he changed his tune and started training for his big day.

Marvin's response when I told him was " I suppose a Fantasy battle cant be any worse than being cleaned with a brillow pad" , he then wanted me to listen to his new song that he recorded

Marvin's song .

This Robot fantasy battle will be ready in a couple of days, so stay tuned .Until then to keep your Geeky SCI -FI juices flowing and give you a laugh check out these two videos .The first one is a commercial from 1976 for star trek toys, and the second well lets just say I really want one "HOLY BLAST OFF !!"

Who is the coolest and most feared Robot from the movies ?- Fantasy battles

2007-05-06T04:25:00.000-07:00

Which of these Robots (I know some are not technically robots ) but lets say non-human Characters would you like to see slug it out in a Fantasy battles until only one survives. Leave your vote for which one you would like to see in my Comments and the most popular match up will be put Into a Fantasy battle to prove their worth.. Their transistors are transisting their capacitors are at full capacity , their weapons are primed and they have all had a little squirt of WD -40..It decision time who's it to be, you decide?

DROIDEKA

Star wars Battle droid

(shields up)

ED-209

Attack Robot from Robocop

(You have 20 seconds to comply)

THE BORG

(assimilate for perfection)

CYBERMEN

(hide behind the sofa)

CYLON

(cool Kitt style head display)

MAXIMILIAN

(from the black hole)

BENDER

(Anyone got a beer?)

MARVIN

(I feel so depressed today)

DALEK

(Exterminate)

TERMINATOR 3

(Are you John Conner?)

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K-9

(Affirmative Doctor)

R2D2

(beep beep squeak beep)

ROBBY THE ROBOT

(from forbidden planet)

METAL MICKEY

(A robot with a drug problem, he,s addicted to Thunderblust pills)

I was going to include Optimus prime but he is still in revovery from the last Fantasy battle Optimus Prime vs Power rangers .To see Previous Fantasy battles the links are on the sidebar.

The worst STAR WARS toys ever!!

2007-05-01T07:17:00.000-07:00

As soon as I saw princess Leia in star wars , she became my object of fantasy for many years, I,m sure the same went for alot of teenage boy star wars fans out there.So I just couldn't wait to get my very own princess Leia star wars figure , I saved hard and finally the day come when I got my very own princess Leia , on closer inspection when I got her home I was confronted by this...Bang went my Fantasy.

How I used to and still do love my star wars toys , I remember being so excited when I first got my millennium falcon or the Tie fighter for Christmas.I cant say that I would of been so excited about some of these Star wars toys.

First up The force , yep you heard it right you can actually buy the Force in a box.No its not just an empty box (ya right).

Next wow you can actually buy rocks from the planet Alderaan ,No there not just bits of rock(ya right)

The next one Is actually pretty cool , a bit sick , but cool non the less , it would of come in use full in some of my Epic star wars battles on my bedroom floor when I was a kid, I,m afraid the Ewoks always used to get it.

The next not so cool star wars toy is a smouldering corpse from the Lars homestead massacre.

If you are New to Fantasy battles and are wondering what the hell is a fantasy battle and what is this demented freak talking about, check out the sidebar on this blog under THE FANTASY BATTLES and give them a read.I hope you enjoy and they give you a laugh.

Remember guys let me know of a Fantasybattle you would like to see and I,ll get my troop of Killer droids to organise the matchup for your entertainment .I thought of maybe doing a robot only fantasybattle? whos the best bad ass Robot in your book and who would be a good opponant for them to battle ?

Angel vs spock - fantasy battles

2007-04-25T03:37:00.000-07:00

SPOCK VS ANGEL

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"Captains log stardate 8130.3. Starship Enterprise on training mission to Gamma Hydra section 14 coordinates 22 87 4. Approaching neutral zone, all systems normal and functioning. It has come to my attention that after yesterdays capture of a demonic form from the planet earth , we have a serious problem.After the initial interrogation performed by myself and Spock we have gathered information that unless we take some decisive action against an individual called Angelus or Angel in the city of los Angele's on the planet earth that the repercussions for earth in the future could be catastrophic.

The Demonic form we captured told us of a prophecy that two great warriors that now are fighting on the side of light and goodness together will become bitter enemies in the future, at the moment these two warriors keep the balance on Earth of good and evil , they battle demons and evil enerties that threaten the humans .

In this prophecy these two great warriors forget there mission to protect the human race and engage in a bitter fued fuelled by jealousy between themselves that ends ultimately in both being killed.The names of these two great warriors are Buffy and Angel.We have decided to break a fundermental star fleet rule and intervene before this fued takes place and threatens the whole of Earths inhabitants.I am taking this prophercy seriously as spock thinks that this fued could really become a reality and in the vacuum that is left by the death of these two great warriors the demons and dark forces will fill the void and destroy all humans.This is why I will dispatch Spock a highly trained negotiator to assess the situation and take decisive action against Angel if need be."

Just then the door to kirks private quarters slid open with a WHOOSH and Spock was standing in the doorway" Are we ready captain"

"Yes Spock , we,ve tracked Angels last known location with the help of the Demon we captured from earth..lets go " Kirk replied as he rose from his chair and made his way over to Spock.

Both Kirk and Spock made there way to the transporter room, Kirk patted Spock on the back and handed him his communication device and phaser "good luck spock " Kirk said as Spock stepped onto the tranporter pad.

Kirk stared with an concerned glare as spock disapeared in the whirl of the transporter beam.The room fell silent..
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Spock was now standing in a busy los angeles at the back of Wolfram & Hart a law firm that was the last known location of Angel.Spock surveyed the area in a calm and caluculated manner , looking for any sign or hint where Angel could be , just then a tall dark haired man walked from the back of the building, Spocks senses raced and and his Vulcan logic told him that this man was indeed the Great warrior called Angel.

As Angel walked across the car park he stopped and turned to Spock , Angels instinct knew something was wrong.Both spock and Angel looked eachother up and down assessing the other man.

"Can I help you mr , you look a bit out of place here " Angel shouted across the car park to Spock

Spock walked over to Angel " Is your name Angelus , I need to talk to you "

Angel looked at Spock with a hard glare and gritted his teeth "ahh another demon looking for some action , I see , I was gonna get myself a coffee but I,m sure I can fit in a quick ass kicking of an overgrown pixie before that "

Spock raised one eyebrow " A pixie ....a mythical creature of human folklore, considered to be particularly concentrated in the areas around Devon and Cornwall in England.I can assure you I am no Pixie , I am a vulcan , and my name is spock science officer and commanding officer of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 , I have been sent here to talk to you , I do not require as you put it an ass kicking "

Angel stepped closer to spock and looked into his eyes " Look here spock , you are about 3 seconds away from meeting you creator , so say what you gotta say and make it quick pixie boy"

Spock rasied his hands and placed them at key points on Angels face " If you permitt me I just need to do this, then I will leave you in peace "

Spock closed his eyes and started to merge his conciossness with Angels subconciossnes in a ancient act of Vulcan mind Fusion.Instantly Angels eyes started to flicker and his body started to tremble , a vision started to appear to spock.....

Instantly spock knew that this was the begining of the prophecy and that from that moment on Angel and Buffy would destroy eachother and thus plungle earth into a ever decreasing spiral of evil from which the planet would never escape, spock knew that he must eliminate this man Angel for the sake of earth.

Spock let go of Angels face and Angel fell to his kness and put his hands over his eyes.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Angel screamed "NEVER "

Angel had seen the exact same preminition as spock, as spock had seen it.

"What Mind games are you trying to play on me Demon " Angel screamed as he jumped to his feet and pushed Spock away.Angels thoughts raced was this punishment for all the crimes the commited as angelus? was this just demon trickery ?

Spock reached for his phaser with lightening reactions and blasted at Angel , Angel dived to the ground and the phaser blast slammed into a car behind him setting it on fire instantly.

Angel rose up from the ground , his eyes now glowed red and his face was now of a vampire enraged and looking for blood.Angel charged at Spock like a jaguar onto his prey , spock aimed his phaser once again at Angel but it was too late , Angel slammed into spock and they both fell over , Angel ontop of Spock .Angel looked up at the sky and let out a fierce blood curdeling roar , then grabbed Spock around his throat and started to squeeze with superhuman unmercifull strength .

Spock clasped Angels hands and tried to free them from his neck, but Angels hands stayed firm.Spock drew his own arm back and karate chopped angel in the side of his neck with massive force.Angel fell to the side of spock.

Both Spock and Angel jumped immediatly to there feet and began to circle eachother with arms outstretched looking for the weakness in the other opponant, with a loud roar and bearing his sharp white teeth Angel squatted down and then leaped high into the air coming down hard with both hands clasped delivering a massive hammer blow to spocks head , spock collasped to the floor .Angel saw his opportunity to finish spock off , Angel grabbed Spocks hair and pulled his head back exposing spocks fragile neck, Angel went in to sink his ferocious teeth into spocks jugular, Angel was just about to clamp his teeth into Spocks neck when spock with one hand put a hand on Angels forehead to stop the attack and with the other hand plunged his fingers deep into Angels coller bone delivering a crushing Vulcan Pinch .

Angel arched his back in pain , Spock intesified his Vulan pinch , Angel let out a huge scream with the intense pain of the attack .Angel could feel his lifeforce ebbing away and things starting to turn black , it was nearly over ..

Angel started to have visions of buffy and his life before he recieved a soul, his life as angelus ,all the innocents he had killed , the women , the alcohol , he needed to redeem himself , he needed to see buffy again...

"I .....WILL ..NOT LET YOU DESTROY WHAT I COULD HAVE...WHAT I WILL HAVE " Angel gasped as he pullled himself back from the blackness that was comsuming him.Angel looked down and saw Spocks Phaser attached to his belt, he made a grab for it..

The phaser went off ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAMMMM , both men crumpled to the ground like rag dolls, smoke filled the air then there was a deathly silence..

Minutes passed in silence , minutes that seemed like an eternity, the smoke finally cleared to expose the scene , Angels eyes flicked open and he gasped in a massive breath of air , Angel slowly pulled himself up onto his knees to look what had happened to his opponant .spock had recieved a phaser blast to his chest and was still alive , but only just..

Just then an electronic noise pierced the silence " Kirk to Spock .... come in spock..do you recieve spock....Abort mission ...I repeat abort mission , there is no prophecy spock , this Demon we have on the ship his name is SPIKE and its all been a set up, he wanted to trick us into killing Angel so he could have the other warrior Buffy to himself, he was fuelled by jealousy.Abort mission spock..we are beaming you up now...stand by"

Spock looked at his communicator then looked at Angel " This is highley irregular" he said raising one eyebrow

"I will survive , dont worry "Spock said as he reached out his hand to Angel , Angel went to touch his hand but spocks body was now immersed in the transportation beam from the enterprise and he dissapeared leaving Angel alone again..

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HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX VS SPIDERMAN 3

2007-04-24T02:19:00.000-07:00

Spiderman 3 (2007) vs Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

SPIDERMAN 3 The highly anticipated final chapter of the popular Spider-Man trilogy sees Peter and Mary Jane finally together at last, but three new enemies, the Sandman, Venom and Spidey's old enemy, the New Goblin, his best friend, Harry Osborn, threatens the lives of people close to Peter. I cant wait to see this movie . released May 4th, 2007

HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

Harry is about to start his fifth year at Hogwarts. He's desperate to get back to school and find out why is friends Ron and Hermoine have been so secretive all summer. However, what Harry is about to discover in his new year at Hogwarts will turn his world upside down.... A new witch takes control at Hogwarts, throwing the entire school into chaos.Not only has Poor Harry got enough on his plate but he must study for his OWL exam .
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MY CHOICE

Ive been looking forward to both of these great movies coming out , but I was thinking today which one would I rather see ? .If I arrived at the cinema and both of these movies where on at the same time which one would I see first ? . After nearly giving myself a brain aneurysm thinking about this I came to the conclusion its got to be spiderman 3 , I rationalised it by spiderman 3 has got better Eye candy in the form of redhead Mary Jane and I like the idea of spiderman turning to the darkside for a while.I know I,m so fickle , so what do you guys think, which one are you looking forward to seeing?

The next FANTASY BATTLE
The next fantasy battle that you guys wanted to see will be ANGEL VS SPOCK , I think we are gonna be in for a real treat.Ive informed both contestants and they are ready to rumble.Spock's reply when I told him was " It is illogical to engage in physical combat unless an imminent threat is posed to ones self " .But after I informed Spock that Angel called him a giant Pixie and he was sure that he fancied kirk , Spock raised one eye brow.which in my book says lets get it on.

So the fantasy battle of ANGEL VS SPOCK in all is Vulcan neck pinching , Vampire transforming glory will be brought to you in a day or two.

The Fantasy battle contestants are , angel , spock ,mace windu , jules winnfield ,simon cowell , david hasselhoff , kakihara, gogo yubari.

2007-04-20T04:14:00.000-07:00

The contestants are ready , the matches are set , the choice is yours.

These are the best of the matchups that you guys have chosen who you would like to see battle it out in a fantasy battle to the bitter end.I must say you guys are getting good at this.All these characters have put their careers on hold for the chance to compete in a fantasy battle just for your entertainment, they have trained hard and are willing and able to open up a jumbo can of whoop ass on there opponent.
so who's it to be, you decide ...

THE FANTASY BATTLE CONTESTANTS ARE...

The Vampire with a soul

ANGEL

SPOCK

The Vulcan with a vice like pinch

A senior member of the Jedi High Council & a respected Jedi
MACE WINDU
VS
JULES WINNFIELD
A cool hitman
"And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you "

The straight talking , high trouser wearing American idol judge

SIMON COWELL

DAVID HASSELHOFF

The super stud , that is the Hoff.

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The sadomasochist

yakuza from Ichi the Killer who enjoys giving and receiving pain in equal measures
KAKIHARA

VS
GOGO YUBARI
A sadistic 17-year old assassin from kill bill.

Transformers , Yoda , Gollum , power rangers watch them battle it out.

2007-04-14T05:55:00.000-07:00

Well guys I,m glad you all enjoyed the fantasy battle between Optimus Prime vs The Power rangers. I,ve got a troop of demented Klingon's working on some other great matchups for you guys to decide who you wanna see get it on in the next fantasy battle.

Remember if you have any ideas on what matchup you would like to see, let me know and I,ll include them on the next post for everyone to decide if they would like to see that battle or not.

FANTASY BATTLES NEWS UPDATE.

Well since Fantasy battles has got more and more popular Ive had some strange contestants wanting to enter a fantasy battle. First up I had an Email from these guys the Sith Squirrels who have been practicing hard every day and they sent me a pic from their secret Sith Squirrel training camp and want to take on Yoda.

I contacted Yoda and his reply was "Nut burying leads to anger , anger leads to squirells with lightsabers , squirrels with light sabers leads to....... Drunk too much I think I have , lie down now I think I will."

Which I thought was fair enough..

Also since Gollum had his famous fantasy battle with Yoda , he dropped me a quick Email from Hollywood where he said he,s doing just great , and his ring is now fine. In fact since his appearance on Fantasy Battles he has turned over a new leaf.

So guys let me hear your suggestions on who you would like to put forward for the next fantasy battle? Whether its the Sith Squirells vs Yoda or anyone you can think of. I will bring you your suggestions plus some others for your to pick who you would like to see battle it out next very soon.

Optimus Prime (Transformers) VS The Power Rangers - Fantasy Battles

2007-04-04T06:42:00.000-07:00

OPTIMUS PRIME -----VS ------THE POWER RANGERS

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"Optimus prime ? Transformers ? , autobots ? " Ive never heard of them tommy said to Adam as they walked through the car breakers yard.

"Well Rocky .......All I know is billy and Aisha said that they came here looking for a car for Billys grandma and they come across a massive Robot who called himself optimus prime who warned them to stay out of his buissness and something about he was looking for Decepticons that where using the breakers Yard as a base ."

"Man , I dont know what them guys are on , but If they are not joking this could be really serious, lets keep an eye out for anything unusual while we are looking for a car for billys Grandma "

Just then a salesman walked over to Tommy and Adam " howdy there partners , what can I do for you guys on this lovley day "

"Hi there , well we are looking for a cheap car for one of my friends Grandma" Adam said as he looked around the Yard

The salesman shook both there hands "You just may be in luck there boys , come this way and I,ll show ya what we got "

As Adam and Tommy followed the salesman , they heard a powerful voice say " REMEMBER STAY OUT OF MY BUISSNESS "

" What the hell was that ? , it sounded like it came from over there" Adam said to Tommy as they walked in the direction of where the voice had come from.

They came to a large Red truck that was parked in the yard.

"It sounded like it came from this truck Tommy laughed as he kicked the wheel of the truck"

"MOVE AWAY FROM ME KIDS " a voice boomed out from the truck

Tommy and Adam jumped back from the truck " What the hell !!! , this this truck just talked to us " Adam said as he stared in disbelief at Tommy.

"THATS RIGHT I TALK , NOW MOVE AWAY I,M CLOSE TO FINDING MEGATRON AND HE MUST BE DESTROYED NO MATTER THE COST"

Adam walked closer to the red truck"What the hell did you say!! , you aint gonna destroy no one or nothing on our patch, right Tommy?"

"Right Adam , Now who the Hell are you " Tommy shouted as he punched the door of the truck.

"You aint gonna destroy nothing around here , who is Megatron and more importantly who or what the hell are you? " Tommy growled as once again he kicked the wheel of the truck.

"I AM OPTIMUS PRIME THE LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS I AM FROM THE PLANET CYBERTRON , I BATTLE THE EVIL FORCES OF THE DECEPTICONS,KEEPING THE EARTH AND OUR HOMELAND PEACEFULL AND THUS THE UNIVERSE AT PEACE TOO.NOW LEAVE THIS AREA AND DO NOT STAND IN MY WAY."

Adam looked at Tommy "You will not battle or destroy anyone here on earth as we keep the peace here , we dont want to fight you , but if you keep up this aggressive attitude we will have to teach you a lesson"

There was a rumble from the red truck"ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WILL PROTECT MEGATRON? "

"hell yeah , we will protect anyone from harm" Tommy shouted in defiance as he punched the air.

There was a loud whiring noise that started up from the truck "I AM A PROTECTOR OF ALL LIFE , BUT IF YOU INTERFERE WITH MY BATTLE AGAINST MEGATRON AND THE DECEPTICONS, THEN I WILL HAVE TO COUNT YOUR LIVES AS COLLATORAL DAMAGE TO SAVE HUMANITY AND THE UNIVERSE"

Tommy and Adam jumped back from the truck and both fell into a Ninjetti stance ready to fight.

"Look Optimus , we will fight you if you threaten us , and to be honest I think you would be wise to reconsider before fighting us, after all you are just a truck and we are mighty power rangers" Tommy said in a firm voice

Just then the sales man walked over " Hey guys so you interested in buying this truck, to be honest I havent seen it here before , but It must be new stock"

" No way we are going to teach this bully of a truck a lesson he will never forget" tommy shouted

The salesman walked over to the truck , " guys...guys... calm down , your talking like this truck is alive or something" the salesman said as he patted the truck.

"so you wanna buy......................"the salesman was interupted by this...........

Optimus prime transformed and rose up to stand high above the Adam and Tommy , he walked a few paces away shaking the ground as he went then turned and fired a stun ray at the salesman freezing him mid sentence.Then he turned and grabbed a car from the ground and threw it at Tommy and Adam as a warning shot.The car crashed infront of the tommy and adam and exploded into flames,throwing them both back with the force of the blast.

"SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PROTECT MEGATRON?"optimus boomed as he activated his thrusters and hovered 50 ft above the ground in a shower of sparks and electricity.

"Hell yeah , lets get this battle going " both tommy and adam screamed as they got back to there feet.

Tommy pressed his emergency rangers button on his wrist band to summon the rest of the power rangers to the battle.

Optimus prime hovered over the teenagers "ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELVES JUST TO PROTECT MEGATRON ?, FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS , NO SACRIFICE IS TO GREAT IN THE SERVICE OF FREEDOM ....INCLUDING YOU!!"

Tommy stood firm and looked up at optimus"We will protect anyone from harm"

Just then the rest of the rangers screeched up in a car and joined there friends. They stood shoulder to shoulder in a line underneath optimus.

"Lets do this " Tommy shouted ....

The heroic team morphed into the power rangers in a haze of flashing lights and crappy 1980,s cheesy effects.Then began to sommersault and backflip and pose in there shiny coloured suits.

Optimus prime rose up high into the sky "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.. WALK AWAY OR GET CARRIED AWAY"

The power rangers carried on posing and swatting the air and kicking with there ninjetti moves shouting some nonsense about mighty Morphing power rangers.

Then Optimus prime swooped down and grabbed tommy the white ranger by the foot and dragged him back up into the air and held him upside down .

"DAM YOU POWER RANGERS ARE SUCH ANNOYING FAGGOTS, TIME TO BE CRUSHED!!"

Optimus grabbed Tommys head in one hand and his feet in the other and pulled him apart infront of the other power rangers , a shower of blood and White shiny suite fell to the ground all around the remaining rangers.
Then optimus threw both sections of tommy behind him like a crappy 80,s old toy that your really bored with.

The remaining Power Rangers back flipped and sommersaulted there way out of the danger area landing on top of a building nearby.Optimus swooped down again from the sky and landed with both feet on the building crushing it to rubble, all the power rangers sommersaulted out of harms way at the last moment, adam took his opportunity and ran up and done a powerful flying kick to optimus ,s head section.

Optimus stumbled back a little with the force of the blow , Adam landed with all the gracefullness of a cat and began to ninjetti chop and kick the air , then stood still in a gay Power ranger pose .Optimus then jumped from the rubble of the building and landed astride Adam.

Adam then produced his Zeo Laser Pistol and blasted 4 accurate shots into Optimus,s face.Optimus brushed some flaked paint work of this his face "WHY THANKYOU FOR THAT , I HAD AN ANNOYING ITCH THERE , NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO MEET YOUR MAKER"

Adam began to run , Optimus held aloft his right hand and it began to retract , a loud humming sound then filled the air.Now in place of the robotic hand was a huge glowing energon axe.With a blast of his trusters optimus landed infront of Adam smashing the concerete on landing , Adam jumped high into the air to avoid the swipe of the energon axe, but it was futile , Optimus was a killing machine and every move he made was calculated and worked out to the nearest millimeter.The energon axe cut Adam in two like a knife through butter while he was in the air. Before the two smoking pieces of adam had hit the floor Optimus ,s focus was already on the remaining Rangers.

Optimus used his power thrusters to blast high into the sky to track where his prey had now run too,he scanned the area with his heat source eye filters and found the group of rangers sheltering behind a pile of crushed cars,Optimus,s radar hearing could pick up what they where saying, they had a plan to change into there respected Zords.Optimus could see them starting to morph.

Optimus Prime blasted down to where the rangers where hiding and smashed his energon axe into the ground creating a massive energon wave that made the ground ripple and flame , this had the effect of an earth quake but with blasts of energon waves pulsing through his victims bodys which threw the power rangers like rag dolls in every direction.
Opimus prime scanned the area and recorded the whereabouts of every power ranger , some had flown into nearby trees and were hanging in the branches and some lay dazed and confused on the floor.

"YOU CHOSE YOUR DESTINY THE MOMENT YOU SAID YOU WOULD PROTECT MEGATRON AND HIS EVIL FOLLOWERS, NO ZOIDS CAN SAVE YOU NOW ....PREPARE FOR ANNIYALATION"Optimus boomed

The car breakers yard now looked more like an power rangers breakers yard for dicarded and annoying Power ranger merchandise .The rangers lay moaning and stumbeling about in a daze from the huge Energon wave that had passed through there bodys.The remaining Power rangers tried to escape and beg for mercy , but Optimus had no mercy for these fake hero , posing pussies of power rangers.

"NOW MORPH INTO CONCERETEZIODS " Optimus boomed in a loud voice as he raised his feet and stomped the remaining Powers rangers into the concerete like bugs.

The last Power ranger left was Kimberly who was crying like a baby clinging to a branch of a tree in her Pink lycra suite, looking like a discarded condom.Optimus stomped over to her and pulled her from the tree , he stuck his thumb into the coller of her lyrca suite and with the other hand grabbed the legs of the lyrca suite and began to stretch her suite like an huge pink elastic band , then he let go of her feet and pinged her hundreds of feet into the air , as she was falling back to the ground Optimus launched a plasma rocked and exploded her in the air like a power ranger clay pidgeon.

It was over , the Power rangers or what was left of them lay scattered around the Breakers yard,Optimus stomped over to the innocent salesmen who was still frozen from optimus,s stun ray and released him from the ray with a reversal beam.

The salesman looked around him "What the hell happened to my customers!!!!"

Optimus glared down at the sales man and said "WELL SOME HAD TO HIT THE ROAD......AND SOME HAD TO FLY "

Optimus laughed to himself and then blasted off into the blue sky....

The end

Fantasy battles between x-men , lord of the rings , star wars , Hulk , superheroes,power rangers , Fantastic four ,Transformers whoever you decide !!

2007-04-02T06:09:00.000-07:00

Who do you want to see in the next Fantasy battle?

Jean Grays alter ego The Dark Phoenix Ultra powerful grade 5 mutant. One of the most powerful of all the X Men.

Saruman the White

Once just and good, this wizard turned to dark and evil after being seduced by the power of Sauron of Mordor.

Optimus Prime One of the most powerful of all the Transformers and the Cybertrons combined.

Power Rangers
Everyday teens who morph into super-coloured, super-powerful, super-hero's in the fight against evil.

The Thing
"Its clobbering time"

The Incredible Hulk

The green mean fighting machine.

"you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Neo

The matrix master

Predator
The futuristic hunter from another galaxy

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These well known characters are ready for you to decide who will step into the fantasy battle arena next.

Their weapons are ready, their powers are primed so who's it to be guys you decide.

The Best amateur Lightsaber battle on the web.

2007-03-28T04:02:00.000-07:00

Well guys as you know I,m a massive sci -fi geek and I have been looking forward to this hotly-anticipated sequel to the original YouTube phenomenon of Ryan vs Dorkman,s lightsaber battle for a while now.The first video these two star wars fans made really blew the youtube and star wars communities away with its superb special effects of the lightsabers and the really well choreographed battle itself.Both Ryan and Dorkman first released there video on the star wars forums , then it got Posted on YouTube and the rest is history.If you thought the first video was well done , well You ain't seen nothing yet.So sit back , relax and be prepared to be amazed at this the Brand new Ryan vs Dorkman 2 lightsaber battle (RvD2).

Wasn't that cool? Well if you still have an appetite for more lightsaber duels with these two guys then Here is the first lightsaber battle they ever did.

So Fantasy Battle fans Its nearly that time again when we have to choose the next victims (I mean contestants) to step into the Fantasy Battle Arena.So while my demented troop of space monkeys scan the sci -fi / comic book / star wars / horror regions of the universe looking for some worthy contestants to battle it out until the bitter end.who would you guys like to see step into the fantasy battle arena? .

The short list of the contestants will be with you very soon , then you guys can vote on what matchup you would like to see.Until then , go on get involved put forward your favourite character in a fantasy battle and well see how it goes.
If you are a new Vistor to fantasy battles and are wondering what the hell is this jibbering fool talking about fantasy battles then click a few of the previous battles on the sidebar under THE FANTASY BATTLES to check them out.

Dracula vs The ghostbusters by fantasy battles

2007-03-20T04:07:00.000-07:00

GHOSTBUSTERS --------VS ---------DRACULA

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It was just another day in the New york headquarters of Ghostbusters inc. The phone was ringing off the hook with worried citizens needing supernatural entities, ghosts and all manner of paranormal activities investigating. Venkman was laid back in his chair flicking peanuts at Egon,s head.

The phone nearest to venkman started to ring, Venkman just layed back even more in his chair and intensified the peanut attacks on Egons head. "Hey guys the phone is ringing, do you think I should answer it?" Venkman chuckled to himself .

"Just get the dam phone, you know our secretary is ill today." Ray said as he glared at Venkman.

"Ok, keep ya knickers on, geez..." Venkman lifted the receiver. "Hello Dr Peter Venkman speaking, no ghost too big or too smal for us to bust their see through asses."

" Peter , Peter!" a womens voice said in a rather alarmed state. "Its Dana Barrett here, you remeber the whole bed levitation thing and Gozer and his minions in my appartment?"

"Hey there sweety pie, of course I remeber you, man once you see a girl levitate in a see through night gown and talk all dity like you did, it kinda stays with a guy if you know what I mean." Venkman whispered in a sleazy way as he checked to see if anyone was listening.

"So whats up babe, you finally wanna go on that date with me?" Venkman said as he flicked his last peanut into the air and caught it in his mouth.

" Please listen to me Peter I've got a big problem I need you guys to come over at once, something is here with ........BEEEP........ " the phone went dead.

"OK guys, I think we got one, remember Dana and that whole Gozer incident, well its sounds like something is back and bothering my gilrfiend to be, LETS GO!!!"

The team jumped into a well rehersed action, Venkman , Egon , Ray and Winston ran to the firemans pole and they all slid down one after the other. Ray and egon grabbed the proton packs off of the chargers and Winston jumped into Ecto -1 and started the engine. The team was ready to go.

"God I love this Job. Lets go boys!" Venkman screamed as Winston started the Sirens and wheel spun out of the garage and onto the street.

Winston weaved in and out of the traffic with great skill as Venkman and Ray waved to all the chicks as they sped past. "Hey Winston stick that Cd on to get me in the mood for Ghost butt kicking." Vekmon said as he leaned over into the front and slapped Winston on the shoulder.

"You got it!" Winston said as he pushed play on the cd.

The music started , and all the guys sang along. "If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
If you're seeing things running through your head.
Who can you call? Ghostbusters!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed.
Oh, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! "

"EMM hey Venkman, by the way where the hell are we going?" Winston shouted.
"To Danas apartment dude, I love this job!!!" Venkman screamed and then stuck his head out the window and screamed "Who ya gonna call...Ghostbusters !!!"

Before the song had ended the team were at their destination, the guys jumped out grabbed the proton packs and ran into the lobby of the apartement building.

"Twenty third floor guys." Ray calmly annouced as they stepped into the elavator.

"Ok guys, power up your packs, remember last time we entered this apartment what we found, so keep alert." Egon said in a slightly worried tone.

The proten packs all powered up with a loud humming and whirring sound.

The team of Ghostbusters assembled outside of Danas door room 516, "Ready guys, have you got the trap?" Egon said as he looked at Ray.

"Got it dude."

"Now lets get whoever or whatever has been hitting on my girlfriend to be." Venkman said turning to the door.

Egon knocked on the door, "Hello?" There was no answer ..

Venkman kicked the door and it flung open, inside the room it was dark and all the blinds had been pulled down and there was a deathly silence that filled the room. "Hello, anybody home?" Venkman said as he entered and searched the apartment, he got to the bedroom which was the last place to be searched and opened the door. "Hello, honey I,m home."

Dana walked to the door " You are not my Master " she whispered and returned to her bed.

There on the bed Dana was laying just staring at the ceiling, Venkman ran over to the bed and shook Dana " Hey, you ok?" Dana,s eyes slowly turned to stare deep into Venkmans eyes.
"Yes ....I am fine, now leave me, my Master will not appreciate you being here."

"Your master? Hey baby your acting kinda funny, who,s your master?"

As Dana turned away from Venkman, he noticed what looked like two punture wounds on her neck. "Hey babe, whats that on your neck, you cut yourself shaving again." Venkman joked.

Just then the rest of the Team came into the room. "Whats the story Venkman?" Egon enquired.

"I,m not too sure, check out her neck its like a vampire has been here. Hey hey Buddy just her neck." Venkman shouted as he saw Egon take a sneeky look down her top.

"Very interesting, we havent come across Vampire activity here in New york before, search the place good." Egon said as the scanned the room.

"Ya and if you guys see some long tooth mother fucker whos been getting fresh with my chick, FRAG HIS ASS!" Venkman shouted as he pulled the Proton gun from his backpack.

Suddenly without warning from through an open window a bat flew in and flew around the room as if to check everyone out, then there was a puff of smoke and there standing dressed in a black cape was Dracula. "Haaa haaaa haaa Welcome to my feast gentlemen, you are all very welcome to indulge yourselves in the blood and flesh of my new wife DANACULA. You will find her very sweet."

"Danacula !!!! Your tripping dude, now hold on a minute thats Dana and shes as good as my girlfriend, I,m the only dude round here thats gonna indulge myself with her. You've overstepped the mark big time now, coming in here with ya pasty white face and ya wierd accent and ya bat changing tricks." Venkman said as he stepped towards Dracula.

"AHH spirited human, I see you wish to duel for her do you mortal."

"Dual, I,m just gonna give you a good old fashioned New Yorks finest ass kicking." Venkman shouted as he swung for Dracula.

Dracula opened his cape and flew backwards over the bed avoiding Venkmans punch and landed astride Dana. "You Feeble mortal, Danacula is now part of me and me part of her."

"FRAG HIS ASS!!!" Ray shouted and he aimed and pulled the trigger on his proton pack.

With lightening reflexes Dracula changed back into a bat, Ray chased the bat all over the room with the Proton steam leaving massive scorch marks all across the ceiling and walls. Dracula flew out of the bedroom and into the Kitchen where he changed back into his human form.

"MWUAHAHAHA, You stupid mortal you couldnt hit a Rhino up the ass with a bazooka, your such a poor shot." Dracula laughed at the Ghostbusters.

Just then 'BOINNNGGG' a frying pan smacked Dracula right in the side of the head .
"What was that about bad shots?" Venkman laughed as he fired his proton pack directly at Dracula. "IVE GOT HIM GUYS!!"

Venkman had caught Dracula in the Proton stream and was holding him up off of the floor. "Hey guys, a little help please!" he shouted.
Dracula was struggeling and thrashing about trying to escape the stream of the proton pack. Just then Egon and Ray hit him with there proton streams, whammm."Winston get the trap and lets get rid of this blood sucka fucka once and for all." Venkman screamed.

Dracula was now screaming and thrashing about like hell now, he changed into a bat again, then back into his human form, the Ghostbuster had a hard time keeping the Proton streams fixed on him and trying not to cross the streams.

"HERES THE TRAP GUYS." Winston screamed as he threw the trap out underneath the thrashing Dracula. "READY ...ONE ...TWO...THREE AND GOOO!!!!"

The trap opened, engulfing Dracula in a shaft of bright light and electricity. Then it started to suck Dracula into it, first his legs then his body. Dracula let out one last Scream and he was gone... The trap closed and the guys stopped there Proton streams and all fell to the floor.

"WAHOOOOO! Suck on that you buck tooth freak, that,ll teach ya to mess with my girl." Venkman screamed as he punched the air.

"Wow that was pretty easy, I thought Dracula could only be killed with garlic and holy water." Ray said nervously "Well I guess that just goes to show not to believe all you see in the movies."

Just then the trap started to rumble and shake, the trap doors flew open and a shaft of light streaked upwards towards the ceiling and with a loud "Woosh", DRACULA started to immerge from the trap. He rose up until he was floating in the middle of the room. "You fools, No mortal binds can enslave me, you fools now you will all become my children."

Dracula flew at Venkman and grabbed his face in his hands, Venkman fell back onto the floor. Dracula went in for the neck bite the rest of the team ran to help Venkman who now was fighting for his life. Egon grabbed Draculas shoulder, "SMACK." Dracula swatted him away like a fly, Egon flew back into the table and chairs with a crash. Ray and Winston grabbed Draculas head to try and stop the neck bite but it was too late Dracula sanks his long white teeth into Venkman's neck.

Venkman let out a groan and gasped. "I hate hickies." Then fell lifeless. Now Dracula grabbed the hands of both Ray and Winston and started to crush them. Draculas strength was immense. Both Ray and Winston screamed in pain as their hands started to crack and crunch.

Dracula shoved both Ray and Winston at the same time and they flew like rag dolls, crashing into the sink unit in a shower of broken china and glasses.

Dracula walked slowly over to Ray and picked him up by the neck lifting him high into the air.
"You mortals make me sick, with your love of sunshine and your fear of the Darkness." Dracula said as he began to crush Rays throat.

Just then Egon crawled over to where winston was lying. "Hey winston I have an idea, you distract Dracula and I,m gonna try something."

"Ok dude, I hope you know what your doing though." Winston whispered as he wiped a drop of blood away from his mouth.

"Pass me your proton pack Winston." Egon said as he checked his proton pack. "Now distract dracula and get him away from Ray..Hurry."

Winston stood up "Hey Bat breath, over here." Winston screamed as he waved his arms.

Dracual turned and stared at Winston. "WAIT your turn Mortal, I've nearly crushed the life from your friend."

"Hey Dracula, you is one Ugly mother fucker, you know that. I heard that bat's shit on there own head while they sleep so that must make you the Biggest shit head in New York."

Dracula snarled at Winston and released Ray from his vice like grip. Ray dropped to the ground gasping for breath.

"Hey so if you is a shit head, maybe that smell round here aint your bat breath, its your own shit on your head mother fucka ... yeh thats right bitch you stink of shit and really a bats just a rat with wings, so you is a shit smelling, bat breath, rat mother fucka freak." Winston shouted as he backed away from Dracula.

Dracula hissed and snarled at Winston. "How dare you insult me, I am a count and Immortal."

Winston picked up a chair leg and thew it at Dracula hitting him in the chest. "You say you're a count, you dont even look like you CAN count you freaking retard." Winston screamed as he picked up another chair leg.

"Winston hit the deck!!!" Egon shouted as he powered up two proton packs and let the streams rip , Egon turned the two streams so that they made a Huge cross , a crusifix shape and held them in front of Dracula. "How'd you like that?"

"ARGHHHHHH!!" Dracula screamed in torment as the crusifix grew brighter and brighter. Dracula started to steam and his features began to melt. "ARGHHHHHH, make it stop I will grant you eternal life."

"I,d rather be mortal than have an eternity shitty on my own head and giving boys hickies you blood sucking scumbag." Ray screamed and with that Egon pushed the two proton streams hard into Draculas face.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Dracula screamed as he melted and bubbled into a bloody mess on the Kitchen floor.

As soon as Dracula had been defeated Venkman and Dana where released from his spell.

Venkman opened his eyes and saw the Bloody mess on the Kitchen floor. "Dam I dont know my own strength when I,m mad!!!!"

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fantasy battles STAR WARS funnies

2007-03-14T01:55:00.000-07:00

Well guys the next Fantasy battle will be DRACULA VS GHOSTBUSTERS as voted for by you guys.So while I get a troop of demented monkeys to get to work on writing this fantasy battle which will be ready in a couple of days ,here's some funny star wars stuff I found on the web to keep you entertained until then.First up we have GAY VADER & ELVIS TROOPER , I wonder who would win in a fantasy battle between these too.

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Also here's the top ten star wars quotes with the word pants added , I just love this .

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

The Force is strong in my pants.

Your pants, you will not need them.

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

Fantasy Battles .Who would you like to see battle it out until the bitter end?

2007-03-06T01:10:00.000-08:00

Welcome back to Fantasy Battles

I,m Glad you guys enjoyed Buffy vs Selene.(I had fun writing that one ) .If you are new to Fantasy battles check out some of the previous battles by clicking THE FANTASY BATTLES buttons on the sidebar to get an idea of the what goes on here.(enjoy).

Well its time for the next Contestants to prove there worth and step into the fantasy battle arena to battle it out until the bitter end.Remember you guys decide on the Battle you most want to see.If you can imagine a matchup suggest it in my comments and the most popular will be the fantasy battle you will see , however weird or wonderful it is.Here are just a few suggestions who dared to enter the fantasy battle arena to await your decisions.

Illidan Stormrage

(Warcraft character also known as Illidan the Betrayer)

Illidan is very powerful .He was, at one time, a member of the Night Elf race and is one of their most ancient, influential and infamous figures in Warcraft.

Darkness

(from Legend)

Darkness is also a very powerful demon who featured in the 80,s movie Legend .He closely resembles Satan .

Bruce Lee

(Full name Bruce Jun Fan Lee)

One of the most famous martial artist of the 20th century

Raiden

( from Mortal Kombat)
The eternal god of thunder and protector of Earthrealm

Ichigo Kurosaki (from manga & anime series bleach)

Ichigo Protects society from Hollows(soul-devouring evil ghosts)

Vegeta

(from manga & anime Dragon Ball Z)

Vegeta is the Prince of the near extinct Saiyan race

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Ghostbusters

parapsychology professors who arm themselves with Proton packs to kick Ghosts asses.

Dracula

The most well known and powerful bloodsucking vampire .

So guys now its up to you

If your favourite character isn't here and you would like to see them battle it out in the fantasy battle arena then just leave the battle you do want to see in my comments and if people agree that that would be a kick ass funny , fantasy battle , that's the fantasy battle that will be featured here in a day or two also let me know how you think the above battles would go.

BUFFY VS SELENE

2007-02-28T02:59:00.000-08:00

FANTASY BATTLES PRESENTS....

With 47% of the vote,

here's the battle you wanted to see ...

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

SELENE THE DEATH DEALER

Buffy slowly walked around the Sunny dale Graveyard looking for the Demon that had reportedly been seen there a few hours earlier. It was dark and every shadow and tombstone took on the form of a demon in Buffy's eyes, but there was nothing, no sign of any Demons and the only noises where the hoots of owls and the wind rustling the leaves of the trees.

" That's it, I,m getting a little tired of dam kids and there overactive imagination, demons and Ghosts in this Graveyard, ya right " Buffy said to herself as she applied more rouge lipgloss and straightened her hair down.

Buffy started to make her way out of the graveyard, when suddenly a glint of light caught her eye in the distance. Buffy walked in the direction of the glint of light. As she got closer she could make out the outline of a tall slender figure, the glinting of light was the moon reflecting of the figures body.

The figure had become aware of Buffy's presence and started to approach her.
Now all was apparent, Buffy could see a tall slim women dressed in tight black PVC and leather emerge from the darkness.

" Hello " The leather clad figure said in a English accent.

" umm Hi , isn't it a bit late to be going to a Fetish party. " Buffy said in a sarcastic manner.

" Fetish ....party... I am Selene , Daughter of Victor .Hunter of lycans, I deal death , and by the way surely you should be tucked up in bed little girl, as the school disco must of finished a while ago." Selene calmly replied.

As Selene was speaking Buffy noticed the unmistakable shape of this Selene's teeth, a VAMPIRES teeth.

" Ahhh ha , looks like I found what I came here for, your toast Demon!! and by the way I am Buffy the vampire slayer and this is my turf. " Buffy said while re applying more rouge lipgloss and pulling a wedgie of her ridiculously tight jeans out her ass.

" That's better, now I can send your pale, spandex clad, greasy haired, Matrix reject ,vampire bitch ass back to where you came from. " Buffy shouted as she pulled a wooden stake out from her waist band.

" I don't want to fight you little girl, I just came here looking for my friend ...Michael. Now step aside and please don't call me a bitch again or it will be the last words your skinny, Prada reject, fake ass, weird nose, fake tits, lip gloss wearing mouth will ever utter....GOT IT!!! " Selene replied in a more forcefull tone.

" BITCH , BITCH , BITCH ,BITCH !! how do you like that Demon, I meen BITCH!!! " Buffy shouted at the top of her lungs.

At that moment, like an unsaid rule, both vixens charged at each other. They both went for a flying scissor kick to the face and collided in mid air, they both tumbled to the ground and then quickly scrambled to there feet again.

They where now circling each other with arms outstretched, looking for the weakness in the other opponent to exploit.

" Your one dead Demon now. " Buffy shouted.

Buffy waded in with lightning fast punches and kicks that Selene was managing to block away until Buffy connected with a wicked looking round house kick to Selene's head. Selene stumbled back and crashed against a Tombstone and broke it in two.

Buffy now went in to finish Selene off once and for all, she back somersaulted her way to within a foot or so of Selene and then leaped high into the air and came down with the stake gripped in both hands ready to plunge it deep into Selene's heart.

In a split second Selene grabbed the broken Tomb stone and held it in front of her as a shield.
CRACK , the stake hit hard into the stone and then Buffy landed fully on top of Selene shattering the Tomb stone all around them.

Now Buffy was laying on top of Selene, they wrestled and wriggled about making Selenes tight PVC outfit squeak and squeal like two mice having a hump. Buffy thought to herself maybe this is why I see Willow smiling when she is wrestling Tara in bed, hmm feels kinda nice...

Buffy's thoughts where soon disturbed by a full on head butt to the face, WHAAM , Buffy fell backwards onto her back. Now Selene had the upper hand, she pounced on top of Buffy and straddled her, pinning Buffy's arms to the ground with her knees.

Selene proceeded to grab Buffy's hair and slam her head into the ground over and over again"Take that you Bitch. " she shouted with every head slam.

Buffy knew she had to react fast otherwise, this situation could really mess up her hair. She managed to get one arm free from Selene's knee and grab a hand full of dirt and throw it at Selene's face.

" ARGHHH " Selene cried as she put her hands to her eyes.Buffy seized the moment and then followed up with an elbow to Selene's face, then she grabbed Selene by the hair and pulled her head to the side, making Selene over balance and fall to the side of Buffy.

Buffy jumped to her feet and scanned the immediate area for the wooden stake, she saw that it was behind Selene who was now regaining her composure and wiping the dirt from her eyes.
Buffy somersaulted over Selene's head and grabbed the stake.

" EWWWWGHHH " Buffy screamed and she looked down at her hands, it was no stake , it was a rather large smelly dog shit that looked like her wooden stake.

" Fucking dogs. " Buffy snarled as she wiped her hands on her new Prada jeans.

Buffy now was in an absolute frenzy, she had only brought the jeans two days ago and she was gonna make Selene pay a heavy price for getting shit on her new jeans and messing up her hair.

Buffy started to foam at the mouth and her eyes widened then she charged Selene and unleashed a hail of evil fists, elbows and kicks into Selene. The Battle was really Hotting up now. Selene managed to survive the initial onslaught of Buffy's attack, but Buffy was really pissed off over the whole dog shit on her new Jeans incident.

" WAIT! " Selene screamed just a Buffy was starting her second frenzied assault. " LOOK !! "

Buffy stopped dead in her tracks. " Do you think i'm stupid.... I'm not going to fall for that old look behind you trick you dumbass Demon. "

" No but really LOOK, you've dropped your Rouge lipgloss and you could do with a touch up. "Selene said as she pointed to the floor.

Buffy just couldn't resist her instincts of Vanity, she had made countless series of Buffy the vampire slayer and fought hundreds of the worst Demons the hellmouth could offer and not once had her Lipgloss ever got smudged or worn off and she wasn't about to start now.

" Really .... where is it! " Buffy anxiously screamed scanning the floor for her beloved lipgloss.

Selene took her opportunity and while Buffys head was down scanning the ground , Selene ran up to her and kneed her straight in the face WHAAAACK.

Buffy slumped to the floor face first into some more fresh dog shit..Selene looked round and saw a huge metal crucifix on a near by grave, she grabbed the cross and snapped it off.

" REST IN PIECES SHIT FACE. " Selene screamed as she plunged the metal cross through the back of Buffy and into the ground beneath.

It was over, the graveyard fell silent. All that could be heard was the hoots of owls and the wind rustling the leaves of the trees once again ..only now there was a slight odour of dog poo riding on the breeze..

Selene held her nose and turned away from her beaten opponent and started to walk away into the darkness with a squeak , squeak , squeak from her PVC butt hugging outfit.

THE END

Vote for your next Fantasy Battle.

2007-02-24T10:10:00.000-08:00

Well guys it`s voting time again ....

Who would you like to see step into the Fantasy Battle Arena this time to battle it out until the bitter end. I think theres some great Battles here to be had, or if your favourite character isn't here. Suggest the battle you would like to see. As always its up to you guys the most popular voted Fantasy battle will be featured here in a few days. Then the carnage can begin..

BOBA FETT

TERMINATOR

Would you like to see the galaxy's most feared bounty hunter take on the futures most efficient assassin.

Ancient Techniques meets

Advanced Technology

The Mandalorian specialist meets The killing machine.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

VS

THE FANTASTIC FOUR

What would happen if these two groups of mutants crossed paths.

Imagine if The Thing ate Michelangelo's last piece of pizza.

CHEWIE,

(CHEWBACCA)

SERENITY'S,

JAYNE COBB

Star Wars Hairy Hero meets Firefly's Rebellious Rogue.

No doubt Jayne would need a few grenades and his favoured Vera to take on the might of the Warrior Wookie.

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FIN FANG FOOM

THE TICK

"He Whose Limbs Shatter Mountains and Whose Back Scrapes the Sun" meets"He Who Shouts Spooooon"

BUFFY

THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

SELENE

THE DEATH DEALER

Could the slayer become the slain?

Yoda vs gollum - Fantasybattles

2007-02-18T17:23:00.000-08:00

www.cooltopten-fantasybattles.blogspot.com

Proudly Presents

------------------------YODA VS GOLLUM

The space cruisers doors opened with a woosh and a voice rang out " Well here we are Master , the Misty Mountains of Rhovanion , Enjoy your stay here Master Yoda We will pick you up in two days " The cruiser pilot shouted as Master Yoda walked slowly down the ramp .

" here nice it is , Meditation easy to find me thinks "Yoda said to himself as he gestured to the cruiser pilot with a wave.

Yoda turned his back on the space cruiser and pulled his hood up to protect him from the debris as the cruiser lifted up and then shot off into the sky with a roar.

Yoda watched as the space cruiser disappeared from view and the roar of the engines faded away.

"Feel the Force here I must "Yoda said as he walked over to a solitary rock , climed up and then sat crossed legged to become acquainted with the force of his surroundings.

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Meanwhile in a dark , dank cave not so far away Gollum was busy eating his favourite food ...freshly caught juvenile Orc and raw fish .

" hahaha Stupid stinky Orc ,hehehe stupid stupid baby Orc , throw a rocksees on their heads , then me eats his little legs " Gollum sang to himself as he pulled a Orc leg off and started to gnaw and rip it with his sharp teeth.

Gollum devowerd the juvenile ork , and then started to gnaw on a raw fish head.
" stupid slippery little fishees , gollum comes and eats there brainsees " Gollum sang and giggled as he munched the fish head.

Gollum munched on the fish head as he clambered over the rocks in the cave and made his way out of the entrance of the dark cave and into the woods.

" Always hungry ...poor Gollum .. is always hungry " Gollum said to himself as he picked up a large rock and started to search for more young ork to eat.

He creeped silently through the woods searching and listening for the tell tale snorts of a lost Ork that he could ambush .

" Clever Gollum , clever gollum , you is hunting orcsees , yummy little orcsees " Gollum whispered to himself as he crept through the wood.

Suddenly Gollum stopped and ducked down behind a tree stump , then he slowley rose his head up over the stump , his eyes wide with dissbelief. He had seen the biggest baby orc that he had ever seen , slightly green , and pointy eared , but just sitting there on a rock..

" I sees you stupid orcsees , but you are the biggest fattest greenest orcsees that gollum have every seen "Gollum giggled to himself as he drew his arm back to give that orc a big headshot with the rock.

Gollum launched the rock with all his power at the little green ork, just as the rock was about to make contact , to Gollums utter amazement the ork didnt even open its eyes but just held out its green hand and the rock stopped dead and just hovered infront of its hand .

YODA turned slowly to face the rock assailant with the rock still hovering infront of his hand " Throw rocks will you , when meditating I am " Yoda said in a slightly pissed of voice.

Gollum leaped over the tree stump and charged Yoda letting out a frenzied scream " ARGHHH STUPID FAT LITTLE ORCSEES!!!!! "

Yoda backflipped of off the rock and landed to face Gollum , and with a flick of his wrist used the Jedi Force to propell the rock at Gollums head.

WHAAAACK ......the rock hit Gollum full in the face making his head fly back and his legs fly foreward , resulting in gollum skidding along the ground for a good 10 ft on his ass.

" OOOOOHHH My Ring , My Ring.... " Gollum screeched as he pulled a rather wicked looking twig out of his ass .

Yoda now leapt high into the air completed a tripple tripple front sommersault with a half pike twist and knee tuck thrown in for good measure ,( cause Yoda can be a smart arse like that ) and landed with the gracefullness of a cat straight on Gollums shoulders.

" FAT!! Yoda you Call!! ,a big mistake you make I think " Yoda said as he poked Gollum in both eyes at once.

" ARRRGHHH...My eysess ...You blind Gollum..You stupid orcsees " Gollum screamed and began to shake and writhe around to throw Yoda of off his shoulders. But Yoda clamped his knees around Gollums neck and grabbed both of his ears and rode Gollum like a rodeo rider.

" Stupid Orcsees ...Get off Gollum ..Get off Gollum ..arghh my eyesees and my poor ringsees " Gollum cryed still feeling the previous unfortunate stick penetration trauma he had suffered.

Yoda just rode Gollum all the harder for hearing this." Throw rocks at a Jedi will you, call Yoda FAT will you , Interrupt meditation will you.. learn a lesson now you will " Master Yoda said in an angry voice.

Then suddenly Yoda let out an incredible high pitched squeel , and done a full reverse half pike , twin knee tucked , double front somersault and landed in a heap on the floor holding between his little green legs.

" AHAHAHAH ...clever Gollum...hahah ..clever gollum " Gollum shrieked in a frenzied state.

" heheh , I bitsees your little precious I did with my teethsees " Gollum giggled and laughed to himself."How does the Little stupid Fat orcsees like that "

Yoda,s face turned to pure rage now , he rose up 10 ft of the ground and floated above the frenzied Gollum who was dancing around on the floor rubbing his eyes and ears and checking if there wasn,t anymore sticks embedded in his ass.

" PAY NOW YOU WILL A BIG PRICE !!! , BITE A JEDIS JEWELS WILL YOU " Yoda shouted in a slightly higher pitched voice than normal.

" FUCK YOU UP I WILL , NOW USE THE FORCE WILL I " Yoda closed his eyes and put his fore finger to his temple .

Then without warning Gollum was lifted up by Yodas Jedi force and turned upside down into a pile driver position and was repeatedly smashed into the ground head first .

"Bite a Jedi,s jangelly bits you will no more" Yoda shouted while smashing Gollums head now into a near by tree .

" The pain of Yoda now you will feel " Yoda said regaining his composure then flicked his finger from left to right .

Gollum now fell to the ground in a heap , then his left leg moved fully to the left and his right moved fully to the right so he was now sitting in a splits position, a little hobbit like fart escaped.pfffff

Yoda then pointed at Gollum and Gollum started to skid along the ground on his ass at great speed , collecting many more sticks in his ring as he slid , and then WHACKK , he was slammed crutch first into a rock OOOOFFFFF....

" AWW my precious , my precious " Gollum started to cry and hold between his legs.

"Finished with you I have not" Yoda said as he floated gracefully down to the ground and then gave his Jedi jewels a little rub.

Gollum turned to face Yoda and started to crawl towards him " Please....Please Gollum didnt meen to hurtees you ...Gollum is Good....Gollum is good..Its was a mistaksees ..I didnt meen to hit you with the rock....ummmm It wasnt me.Please little orcsees .PLEASE.... "

Yoda was now standing over the crushed and crying Gollum .Gollum looked up with sad wide eyes" Please dont hurtsees poor Gullum anymore...please "

Yoda looked sympatheticly down at the broken and tearful Gollum " A big stength is forgivness I feel " Master Yoda said in a calming voice" Conflict in you let go you must ,lesson learnt I feel you have had today "

Yoda extended his hand to Gollum to help him up .

" Thankyou..Thankyou ...Gollum is your friend " Gollum said sweetly through his tears.
Gollum held yodas outstretched hand " Gollum is friend " he said wiping the tears from his eyes , then Gollums face tuned from Sweet to Evil in an instant and he jumped up and he sank his teeth into yodas hand .

" ARGHHHHH " yoda screamed

" FUCKED UP YOU HAVE NOW" Yoda shreiked as he reached to his belt and extended his Lightsaber with lightning reflexeses.

" Know what you're thinking, I do. Only five or six times did I use my lightsaber? In this excitement, to tell you, lost track of it myself I did! But as this is a .45 lightsaber, most powerful lightsaber in the world this is, and would take your head clean off, a question, ask yourself! Do I feel lucky? WELL DO YA, Gollum? " Yoda said in a Dirty harry Jedi kinda way.

" NOW GOLLUM BURGERS YOU WILL BECOME " Yoda screamed as he unleashed a barrage of sickening lightsaber blows on gollum from every angle . ZOOM ... ZIIING ...ZOOM....ZAANG .

it was over.....

" Death is a natural part of life , rejoice for those around you who transform into the force I must, mourn them do not, miss them do not , attachment leads to jealousy , the shadow of greed that is, the path to the dark side it is " Yoda said in a respectfull way as he looked down at his opponant.

Yoda tuned his back on the smoking sizzeling kebab that was Gollum and cocked his leg up and with a little wiggle of his ears let out a Little Jedi fart in the direction of his slain enemy.

" OWNED YOU HAVE BEEN " he said as he walked away coressing his little Jedi jewels.

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STAR WARS -Fantasybattle

2007-02-17T05:34:00.000-08:00

Well guys thanks for all your votes and comments for the next FANTASYBATTLE .

The most popular FANTASYBATTLE voted for by you guys is...

GOLLUM VS YODA

with 25% of the vote

So its the twisted GOLLUM vs the powerful YODA that are flung into the Fantasybattle arena to see who comes out victorious .

This Battle will be brought to you within the next few days. Do you guys think that Yoda should be allowed to use his lightsaber or not? & do you think Gollum will scream " please don't kick me in my precious" to Yoda ..

I think Yoda is over estimating Gollums fighting abilities, he was pictured here after he heard the news of this Fantasybattle machup taking a

JEDI`S LAST SUPPER.

So the contestants are ready and the Fantasybattle is set.

Let me know how you think it will go?

To keep you guys entertained until Gollum & Yoda get it on , check this video out .

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, is a videogame developed by LucasArts for the ps3 & xbox, which casts players as Darth Vader's "Secret Apprentice" and promises to unveil new revelations about the Star Wars galaxy. The game, with input from George Lucas, is set during the largely unexplored era between Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith and Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope. In it players will assist Lord Vader in his quest to rid the universe of Jedi and face decisions that could change the course of their destiny. It does look really cool.

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Thanks again for your great Fantasybattle suggestions .

Should Yoda use his lightsaber in this battle?

How do you think the Fantasybattle will go?

Superheros vs Xmen vs physcos vs who ever you put in the FANTASYBATTLES arena.

2007-02-13T03:25:00.009-08:00

Get voting to see the next FANTASYBATTLE in all its dark force choking , X-ray eye burning , lightsaber duelling , face punching , axe wielding , chainsaw revving , superhero flying , physco chasing , planet crushing , droid dropping , robot crushing GLORY !!

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Or if your favourite characters are not on the list , leave the Fantasybattle you would like to see the most in comments and we will bring it to you within the next few days.
This is a site where there is no rules Its all FANTASY , apart from

Only the strongest will survive .

Fantasybattles EWOKS VS SMURFS

2007-02-09T02:50:00.000-08:00

EWOKS ------- VS ------ --- SMURFS

"My fellow smurfs I have gathered you here today to give you some good news and some bad news. " Papa Smurf announced to the gathered group of smurfs.

"Oh I knew it ,tell us the bad news first papa." Grouchy Smurf said in a pessimistic grouchy way.

"Well the bad news is that here in the woods we have been so greedy that we have nearly eaten all the smilax leaves and smurfberries, we only have enough left for maybe 2 more days." Papa smurf said looking at the floor and playing with his beard.

"OHH SMURF IT" The group of gathered smurfs said in unison. A panicked chatter broke out between the group , and the little Smurflings started to cry.

"Don't you all want to know the good news?" Papa said eagerly. "Well the good news is that we knew that this would happen so Brainy Smurf and Grandpa Smurf have been smurfing away and built something really special that will help us. "

"Follow me smurfs" Papa smurf led the way around the corner to the workshop of Brainy smurf ,there they could see Brainy smurf wheeling something massive out of the work shop that was covered by a big red blanket.

"Are you ready ....TADAAAA " Papa Smurf pulled the red blanket off to reveal...

"YIPEE" the crowd exploded into laughs and yells and they all clapped there hands furiously.

Then a silence fell and Nanny Smurf said "Are we all going to have to eat Mushroom now instead of smurfberries?"

Brainy smurf laughed and said" No No Nanny smurf this isn't just a mushroom its a space ship mushroom and we have found a moon way up there that has a forest where smurfberries grow everywhere and you can eat as many smilax leaves as you want!!"

"YIPPEEE , we are all saved" the crowd said at once.

Then Grouchy smurf announced "Hey I once took a trip on a mushroom before , I didn't like it I peed my smurf trousers and thought my arm was a blueberry and tried to eat myself."

"Hehehe , No its not one of those mushrooms" Brainy smurf giggled and winked at Grouchy.

Papa smurf clapped his hands "Silence everyone , So we are all leaving tomorrow for the forest moon of Endor to make a new home , so pack all your clothes and make a few smurf pies for the journey , we leave at 10 past smurf tomorrow."

At 10 past smurf the next day ,everyone was loaded aboard the space mushroom and by 5 to smurf they had arrived on the forest moon of Endor.

They all set to work chopping down trees and making a home for themselves,they worked hard and long until Nanny smurf announced "OK Smurfs and Smurfettes , time for smurf pies and a party!"

All the smurfs where so happy they built a fire and started the party. They sang and laughed and ate as many Smurfberries as they wanted. Brainy smurf felt pleased with himself, he had saved all the smurfs.

"You have done so smurfing well Brainy smurf" Grandpa smurf said slapping Brainy smurf on the back.

"Thank you Grandpa ...Holy smurf that trip on a mushroom was fun , and look at this forest Its wonderful, there's smurfberries everywhere we are going to be so hap ............ ARGHHHHH ......"Brainy smurf was interrupted by a spear hitting him square in the back, he fell to his knees then onto his face.

Little did the smurfs know that they had landed on the outskirts of Bright Tree Village an ewok stronghold and they had chopped down the most sacred tree to the ewoks the tree that all the Ewoks get there Chak from (ancient ewok medicine). Now the Ewoks where pissed off....

A hail of spears and stones rained down on the smurfs from every direction , there was smurf carnage all around. The smurfs started to throw smurfberries at the ewoks , which just pissed the ewoks off even more as the ewok word for the smufberry is the "shooshimk" which translates to the "shit berry" and to even touch ,let alone throw one is a insult the equivalent of shitting in an ewoks slippers in the morning.

Now the carnage intensified into an ewok frenzy , Grandpa smurf got hit by 3 spears and 2 arrows just in his butt alone.

The elder ewok screamed at his warriors "ayon puna foooky upy doodop ewok"which translates as "FUCK THEM LITTLE BLUE DUDES UP EWOK WARRIORS"

The ewoks where now swinging down on ropes to engage the smurfs face to face , smurf hats where flying everywhere . Little blue bodies where being carried off by the Ewoks .The frenzied Ewok assault lasted maybe 2 hours then there was a deathly silence only broken by the odd murmur of "Oh smurfing hell."

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The moral of the story being never take a trip on a mushroom and throw shit berry's at an Ewok.

The End

FANTASYBATTLES Ghosts ,creatures & ufo,s.

2007-02-07T02:07:00.000-08:00

Well guys thanks for all your comments on the last FANTASYBATTLE ,I,m glad you all enjoyed it.I,ll be bringing you another battle within the next few days.Ive had a few ideas that I think you,ll like.EWOKS VS SMURFS or BUSH VS BINLADIN ?

You guys know the drill by now whatever the most popular suggestion is wins and that's the battle that is featured here on FANTASYBATTLES.

It can be anyone you like vs anyone you like.I look forward to your suggestions.

To keep you entertained until then , we all love ghost & alien stories ,and tales of strange and mysterious creatures .well check these vids out ,the first video was captured in a Tokyo tube station and unknown to the person who filmed it they captured something really freaky and pretty scary.let me know what you think?

This footage is of a ghost caught on tape while a prison complex was under a paranormal investigation.I have to say that If you think of all the cctv cameras around this world that are monitoring 24/7 you think there really would be by now some definitive footage if ghost exist or not.

The second video is of a strange creature that was caught on tape by some Spanish guys.It is weird ,looks like a demon to me?

So guys what did you think, do you believe in ghosts , demons and strange creatures now ?
Also who would you like to see battle it out to the bitter end in the next Fantasybattle?

Martha stewart vs Mr Rogers Fantasybattles

2007-02-02T02:11:00.000-08:00

MARTHA STEWART ---------- VS ----------- MR ROGERS

Well guys this is the FANTASYBATTLE that you sick puppies wanted to see :)

Three ,two ,one and action...Welcome to Mr rogers neighbourhood ,

" Hi children I hope your all happy and fine today , guess what Ive got a really neat and interesting guest today,can you guys guess who it is?"

"I,ll give you a clue she makes really great cookies and we all love cookies don't we kids, I know I sure do."

Martha Stewart walks into the studio "Hi there Mr rogers ,are you ready to make some yummy yummy cookies, and may I say what a lovely powder blue cardigan you are wearing Mr rogers"

"That's right kids its Martha Stewart , how lovely to see you Martha , say hi to the kids"

"Hi kids I take it you've all been good to your parents today,so I guess you deserve some yummy chocolate and hazelnut cookies" Martha announced

Mr rogers shook Martha by the hand and then whispered into her ear "Do we have to have hazelnuts in the cookies , I'm afraid Ive got a nut allergy and I wont be able to try them"

Martha whispered back"OK, I,ll make one without so you can try it"

"Anyway kids are you ready to see how cookies are made? I just love cookies and milk, it reminds me of when I was a kid too , cookies and milk are so neat"Martha Stewart started to make the cookie dough and engage in chit chat with Mr rogers.

"So Martha hows your morning been, have you had fun" Mr rogers inquired

"Yes thank you Mr Rogers I had yummy blueberry muffins for my breakfast and then had a lovely walk in the garden , what a beautiful day it is today"

"I agree Martha and now to make things really neat we can have some yummy cookies"

"Well kids we will be back after these words to see how we make cookies and then the best bit , eating cookies and milk." Mr rogers explained as he led the programme into its first commercial break. The floor manager counted down with his fingers and three , two , one and break.

Martha turned to Mr Rogers " man Ive got such a hangover this morning ,how long does this vomit inducing programme last?Has anyone got a spliff , I need to chill my bones"Martha shouted out load scanning the studio floor staff.

There was a stunned silence..."GEEZ .Martha I didn't think you where like this at all"Mr rogers said in a shocked voice "Do you drink alcohol and take drugs Martha?"

"Look Mr rogers you fake ass Bitch , How the fuck do you think I get through my bullshit shows without a little Jack Daniels and Green to take the edges off "

"Oh boy...Martha you curse as well ,I really am .... " Mr rogers started to say , he was interrupted by the floor manager

"Back on air in Three , Two, one.... " and then the floor manager pointed and Mr Rogers

"Ummm ... OH hi ....Welcome back kids "Mr Rogers said regaining his composure. "Well these cookies look lovely Martha ,Its so clever how you make cookies"

"Well thank you Mr Rogers ,I have been practicing for a few years now " Both Martha and Mr rogers laughed a fake laugh to cover up the uncomfortableness of the previous conversation.

"Well Mr rogers are you ready for your cookies,There just about done now ,Don't they look just perfect kids" Martha sweetly explained

"Sure Martha , lets taste them neat looking cookies" Mr Rogers picked up one of the cookies and took a nibble "mmm yummy these cookies are just the best"

"Why thank you Mr Rogers your so welcome, how do they taste"

Mr Rogers went to reply ,"ughhh.... cough... cough, sorry kids ...cough ...Looks like It went down the wrong ....couch....ugh ....way" Mr rogers looked at the cookie he had just taken a bite from and saw some little white things sticking out "HAZELNUTS.....arghhhhh, you stupid fucking Whore ,I ....cough ...told you I had a nut allergy...cough"

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE OLD MAN" Martha screamed. She picked up the rolling pin that was covered in cookie dough and smashed Mr Rogers full in the face sending a shower of cookie dough into the air. " You piece of shit no one talks to me like that!!! ,I,m gonna fuck you up bitch"

Mr Rogers scrambled to his feet wiping the blood from his nose"Now you've really messed up bitch , my face is my fortune" He grabbed Martha by the hair and rammed her head into his piano ...BOINNGGGGGGGGG. Martha collapsed to the floor clutching her head with the piano note of C minor still ringing through the studio.

"Now who's the fucking daddy!!!" Mr Rogers screamed ripping off his powder blue cardigan

Martha jumped to her feet and with piano stall in hand started to approach Mr Rogers "Lets do this fucker " she shouted , her eyes where now all blood shot and wide with rage.

Mr rogers threw his powder blue cardigan to the floor "To the death bitch!!"

Mr rogers picked up the rolling pin and advanced towards Martha there was a hail of rolling pin and piano stall blows raining down with fury from each side.The fight continued to move around the studio ,they where both knocking each other to the floor equally until Mr Rogers shouted "LOOK .......who made that bed ,the corners aren't tucked in a symmetrical fashion." Martha couldn't resist her instincts and looked behind her in the direction Mr Rogers had pointed. Mr Rogers didn't hesitate he drew back his rolling pin and hammered it with such rage into Martha's head knocking her unconscious with one blow, her body slumped to the floor muttering as she fell"oh my god. Not symmetrical corners."

Mr Rogers grabbed her by the hair dragged her over to the piano , placed her head on the piano keys and slammed the piano lid on her head playing a G sharp this time.

It was over.......

Mr rogers stood triumphantly over his quarry , rolling pin in hand,"I fucking told you NO HAZELNUTS BITCH!!

The End

who,s the sexiest superhero?

2007-01-23T03:35:00.000-08:00

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well guys the most popular Fantasybattle you wanted to see is :-

Mr Rodgers vs Martha Stewart

This is gonna be a funny battle to write.I cant wait to get my creative juices flowing over this one.I will bring this battle to you over the next few days .

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In the meen time while i,m coming up with a fitting battle between Rodgers and stewart to keep you guys entertained, I had a thought who is the sexiest fantasy character of all time?

According to the 2006 scream awards Kate Beckinsale ("Underworld: Evolution") was bestowed the title of"Scream Queen," for her leather clad lican killing escapades.

Evangeline Lilly ("Lost") was designated "Fantasy Fox,"

and Jessica Alba was named "Sexiest Superhero" for her work on "FantasticFour."

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My personnel favourites are the original wonder women ,of course the lovely Princess Leia and Puuurfect Catwomen .

who do you guys think deserves to get the crown for the sexiest fantasy character of all time?

Fantasybattles come get some..

2007-01-11T01:43:00.000-08:00

WELCOME COME GET INVOLVED
PUT YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER INTO THE FANTASYBATTLE ARENA
LIGHTSABERS ,GUNS,SWORDS,STAR WARS ,WARCRAFT ,FANTASY, X-MEN ,SUPERHEROS,SCI-FI.

YOU CHOOSE WE MAKE EM FIGHT!!
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Well Fantasybattle fans you guys havent let us down, you have given some really great and well matched suggestions for the next fantasybattle.Here are a few of the characters that you want to see battle it out until the bitter end.Let us know which matchup you would like to see or suggest another and the most popular will be put into the Fantasy battle arena to prove themselves.
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Darth Vader vs Dr victor von doom

:-Great suggestion

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Terminator vs Demolition man

:-A good match

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Wolverine vs Freddy

:- shish kebab time,maybe Edward scissor hands could referee

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Commando vs Rambo

:-nice matchup ,commando knives at dawn

Balrog vs Godizllia

:-very cool suggestion
,epic battle

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ManRiddick vs Conan the barbarian

:-A close one maybe

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Micheal Jackson vs Charles manson

:-Think this could make jackson

give an oooww and grab his crotch

Big bird vs Barny

:-I can see the feathers flying from here

Mr. Rogers vs Martha Stewart with Woody Allen as the referee

:-Kichen knives at dawn

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To see this previous Battle click here---> LEATHERFACE VS MICHAEL MYERS

To see this previous Battle click here--->DARTH VADER VS PINHEAD

SO GUYS WHO,S IT TO BE? YOU DECIDE...

FANTASYBATTLES PRESENTS..

2007-01-05T17:21:00.000-08:00

FANTASY BATTLES 2007 PRESENTS

Your favorite sci-fi, fantasy and horror match ups.

You pick the contestants we make 'em fight!

Click the matches below to see your favorite battle so far,

then let us know what you think and who you want to see next.

LEATHERFACE VS MICHAEL MYERS

Leatherface vs Michael myers is a real slasher Battle, well you didn't expect anything else from the two kings of the slasher movies did you?

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MYERS :-(also known as the shape) favourite WEAPON of choice is a Large kitchen knife, he killed his entire family at a young age and he is rumoured to of had contact with cults that may of persueded him to slaughter his family. He wears a white mask.There are also rumours that he is immortal due to the Curse of Thorn. He was the star of the Halloween horror movies.

LEATHERFACE:- Favourite WEAPON of choice is the Chainsaw. HEIGHT:- 6ft 3 ". WEIGHT 300lbs. Unlike myers he is mentally retarded and relies on his family. He has cannibalistic tendancies and wears a mask made of human flesh. He is the star of The Texas chainsaw massacre movies.

DARTH VADER VS PINHEAD

This battle is one of my favourites. I really like both charactors. Watch out for the twist in the Battle.

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LORD DARTH VADER:- Favourite WEAPON of choice is the Lightsaber. Vader is depicted as the epitome of evil. He is the cunning, brutal enforcer of the Galactic Empires rule across the galaxy. A Dark Lord of the Sith, Vader serves as Emperor Palpatine's right hand, using the dark side of the Force to mercilessly pursue the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance to the ends of the galaxy. He features in the Star Wars movies.

PINHEAD:- Favourite WEAPONS of choice are hooks and chains. Pinhead originated as Captain Elliott Spenser, an explorer and a British Army veteran who served in World War I living in the far east. His transformation into Pinhead, a.k.a. "The Angel of Suffering" or "The Dark Prince of Pain", came about through his opening of the Demonic Lament Configuration. There are romours of pinhead being the latest incarnation of the Cenobite spirit Xipe Totec, an entity derived from Aztec mythology who used to flaye himself. He features in the Hellraiser movies.

So guys you,ve seen how the battles go. Who do you want to battle it out the bitter end in the next FantasyBattle?

MICHAEL MYERS VS LEATHERFACE

2006-12-16T08:53:00.000-08:00

This is the Battle you guys wanted to see.

The calculating unstoppable MICHAEL MYERS vs The chainsaw wielding Butcher LEATHERFACE .
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"Michael you cult loving freak, not so tough now are you without your mask and knife, man I,d kick your ass if I didn't have this badge. Do you know where your going asshole?
Your going to hell..... or as the judge called it the maximum security prison in Texas. I heard there's some real hard asses there waiting for you, man I hope you get what you deserve you sick bastard" the prison guard shouted through the grill of the prison truck.

Michael sat motionless in the back of the truck shackled on both his hands and feet just staring at the metal floor of the truck.

"Hey psycho boy, your gonna rot in your cell, that's if your lucky" the prison guard continued smiling across at his partner who was driving. His partner glanced back at him nervously, "we need to stop for gas buddy" he said tapping the fuel gauge.

"Well isn't that just frigging great, theres only one stop for gas on route 17 and that's 2 km ahead."
A while later the truck pulled into the seeminly deserted gas station, the guard got out and began to fill the truck with gas leaving the nervous driver alone with Michael Myers.

" Need a piss! "

"What!" replied the truck driver turning in his seat to find Myers face pressed up to the grill separating them.

"pisssssssssss..." Myers hissed as he stared at him through the grill.

The driver recoiled back from the grill, " Sit down!" he shouted. Myers slowly obliges as the prison guard returned to the truck.

"He's gotta pee."

"What the hell, no way, let the freak piss himself!" replied the guard.

"You gonna clean it up?"

The guard let a out a heavy sigh "Oh shit, ok, I'll take him."

Myers could feel a rush of excited anticipation as he hobbled out of the back of the truck and slowly made his way to the rear of the gas station.

The stench of ammonia filled his nostrils as the guard opened the rest room door and Myers entered. Quickly assessing his surroundings Myers hobbled towards the only cubicle.

"I don't think so asshole." said the guard motioning towards the urinals "Your staying where I can see you."

Myers relaxed and took steady deep breaths as he stood eyes closed at the urinals. Ignoring the constant annoying jabber of the imputent prison guard standing only a few feet behind him, he smiled to himself thinking about the events to come.

"Times up stage fright." said the guard trying to hide the nervousness in his voice.

Myers continued to stand motionless in front of him, looking almost serene in the dank grotty station restroom. Apprehensively the prison guard took a deep breath and approached Myers, as he streched out his hand to grab Myers shoulder Myers turned suddenly to face him.

Shock and terror ran through the guards body. His head swimming with disbelief and fear as he looked upon the featureless face before him. Staggering backwards he took in the masked face of the notorious killer. Instinctively the guard reached for his gun, Myers stepped steadily towards him "Get back asshole!" the guard shrieked. Shaking and sweating he raised the gun and closing his eyes he fired three times.

A loud crashing sound followed as Myers body was thown back with the force of the shots to his chest shattering the mirror behind him. Myers slumped to the floor in a shower of glass. Stillness filled the room, the gun smoke slowly raised to the roof of the rest room. The only sound was the heavy panting of the guard.

"Shit!" he exclaimed opening his eyes and taking in the scene of Myers body. After a moment he slowly approached Myers lifeless body, "You stupid son of ARGHHHHH".

The guards eyes opened wide, his mouth dropping open at an odd angle as Myers thrust a large slither of mirror through one side of his neck and up into his head. The guard grasped his neck as a huge spray of blood rained across the room, he fell back writhing around on the tiled floor like a wounded animal.

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The driver sat bolt upright in his seat as three gunshots reverberated across the station forcourt. Shaking and fumbling he grasped his gun from its holster.

After taking a few steady breaths he clumsily got out of the truck and made his way to the back of the gas station. The sound of his heart beating was almost deafening in his ears as he reached the restroom door.

Taking hold of the door handle he stirred all of his courage and threw open the door. Gun outstretched infront of him he scanned the room, a lake of blood covered the floor and then he noticed a familiar boot sticking out from under the cubicle door.

"Mother fucker!" he screamed.

He felt a rush of nausea course through his body, his courage failed him and he turned to run but there standing behind the door Myers ghost white face and cold eyes staring at him from behind his mask. The driver stood paralyzed with fear like he was in a nightmare. Myers swiftly raised his arm and plunged a huge shard of mirror into the drivers chest. Repeatedly he stabbed him again and again each time a stream of blood shot from each wound.

Slowly the beige colour of the drivers shirt turned black with blood. Satisfaction and something like pleasure filled Myers senses as he watched his victim collapse to the floor like a ragdoll.

Myers left the carnage he had created and made his way through a wooded area opposite the station, he smiled to himself reflecting of the mornings endeavors back at the gas station.

He thought to himself how much more satisfying the first guard had been to slaughter. The shock and surprise on the gas attendants face however enjoyable to behold had not compared to the thrill of watching that obnoxious guard wriggling like a worm on a hook on the dirty toilet floor. Having a certain relationship with your victims had after all surprising advantages at the end of the day.

Myers had walked for sometime through the Forrest and dusk was falling when he found himself at an edge of a clearing. He stood calmly turning the large knife he had found at the gas station in his blood stained hands as he observed an old decrepid looking house that stood still and dark on the edge of the Forrest.

A large bulky looking man wearing what looked like a butchers apron appeared at the back of the house, his face was disfigured and ugly. The man walked slowly away from the house towards a wood pile when he stopped suddenly in his tracks appearing to sniff the air and tilting his head in Myers direction.

Myers bloodlust was rampant now, he felt excited at the prospect of watching his next victims face when he took his last breath. While Leatherface salivated contemplating the man in the shadows and the sweet taste of fresh meat as he reached down and grasped the handle of his trusted chainsaw.

Myers sunk back into the shadows and moved around silently to the right of Leatherface, position himself percetly to ambush on his new prey. Myers just couldn't wait until the cold steel of the knife penetrated his victims body and he could hear once again that satisfying sound of ripping flesh and feel the warm blood flow over his cold hands.

Leatherface never lost sight of Myers for a second ,he walked slowly chainsaw in hand to cut off his victims route. Salivating he thought to himself how much he did love the fresh taste of flesh, tongue was nice but eye balls were a particular favorite, there was something about the consistency which was unlike any other body part...... he could feel his muscles twitching ready for the slaying ... soon, so soon the feast of flesh could begin....

Leatherface stomped through the long dry grass towards the direction he had seen myers go, suddenly a noise to his left made Leatherface turned but there was nothing there. Slowly he turned back scanning the surrounding area searching for his prey when a white face appeared from the shadows, eyes gleaming at him.

Myers rushed Leatherface knife out streched towards his chest and before Leatherface could react myers plunged the long knife deep into his chest. A gasp and glurgling sound followed from Leatherfaces chest. Now in a frenzy Myers pulled the knife out and again and again he plunged it into Leatherfaces chest. With every impact Leatherface stumbled further and further back. As myers stuck the knife in again Leather face grabbed Myers hand with a vice like grip and began to twist and turn the knife in his own chest. Pulling the knife from his chest, he twisted Myers hand and wrist till it nearly snapped like a twig. Leatherface drew himself up and bore down on Myers, triumphantly threw his head back and thrust it forward head butting Myers full force in the face sending Myers flying backwards into a crumpled heap on the floor.

Almost immediately there was a loud raw and a chattering and clunking of metal on metal, a stong smell of petrol fumes filled the air. Leatherface stood over his victim with sweet satisfaction as he raised his trusted chainsaw in the air ready for the butchery to begin.

With a howl of pleasure Leatherface thrust the chainsaw straight in to Myers stomach, the vibration and shredding action of the chainsaw made myers writhe like a slaughtered animal in the last throws of death. Blood spewed over the ground, petrol fumes filled the air and then myers was still.

Grunting and panting leatherface pulled the chainsaw from Myers body with a satisfying squeltching sound like boots being pulled from deep wet mud. Turning back towards the house Leatherface grabbed Myers ankle in one hand, chainsaw in the other he paced purposefully back to the house dragging myers lifeless body behind him.

Dumping the body at the door of his house leather face goes to collect more appropriate cutting implements as the chainsaw however fun for dealing the fatal blow really doesn't cut good steaks. Leatherface enters the kitchen placing his chainsaw beside him on the bench and starts looking for his largest meat cleaver and his sharpest hack saw. From behind Leatherface a floor board creeks and without hesitating Leatherface drops the cleaver and saw, grabbing his chainsaw from off the side and starts it turning to face the figure behind him. There in the doorway Myers stares emotionless at him. In shear frustration and disbelief Leatherface charges at Myers to finish him off properly this time.

As lethaerface swung at Myers, with incredible speed and strength myers grabbed the handle of the chainsaw turning the attacker into the attacked. With inhuman strength Myers forced the spinning blades of the chainsaw towards leatherfaces own neck pausing for a moment to absorb the scene and look into the bulging eyes of Leatherface, before he slowly and methodically thrust the chainsaw into Leatherfaces thick set neck. A surge of excitement throbbed through myers body as he felt the warm blood run down the chainsaw blade onto Myers cold cold hands. With a final thump the head of leatherface fell to the floor, blood spilling from the neck. Leatherfaces decapitated body slumped to the floor in a pool of dark blood.

As Myers slipped away back into the darkness of the wood he felt pleased with himself. A good first day back two cops, a gas station attendant and his first decapitation with a chainsaw.

My psychiatrist was right, he thought to himself, life does have its good days...........

The End.

STAR WARS LIGHTSABER BATTLE

2006-12-14T02:56:00.000-08:00

Well guys thanks for your great suggestions for the next Fantasybattle .
I have now decided on the contestants and its gonna be a real mother of a battle .(Not for the faint hearted)
Until then just to get you in the mood , check out this Fantastic lightsaber duel with a twist.
How on earth these guys created this I will never know,think it takes a bit more than photoshop.If anyone knows how they create such effects let me know.Enjoy ..

The next fantasy battle ?

2006-12-06T05:54:00.000-08:00

Lord Darth Vader WINS last FantasyBattle(see the battle below)

Well fantasybattle fans Ive had some great suggestions for the next fantasybattle to come, here are just a few that have been suggested .
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Leather Face vs. Micheal Mayers -I do like this one ,it would be carnage for sure
Vader vs Michael Myers
Vader vs the resurrected Maul
Freddy K vs Pinhead
Spiderman vs Wolverine
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Please let me know which charactors you would like to see slugging it out to the bitter end and the most popular one will be the next battle .who do you guys think is the biggest bad ass of the universe and well see how they get on in the next fantasybattle.

.EVIL VS EVIL..DARTH VADER MEETS HIS MATCH?

2006-11-09T05:11:00.000-08:00

LORD Darth Vader, The dark Lord of the Sith was resting in the bowels of the Death Star Battle station contemplating his next move to finally rid the universe of the rebel alliance once and for all. When he sensed someone approaching, he could feel that the answer to eliminate the scourge of the rebels was coming to him.

The the door to his private quarters opened and one of his loyal servants entered "forgive me lord Vader for this interuption but we have found something on the ice-world of Hoth that I think you need to see" the faithfull servant stuttered. Calmly and coldly Lord vader said in a menacing tone "I sense much of the Dark side energy in what you have found, I can feel the power and the terrible destruction, the pain & suffering"

He sensed that whatever they had found could help his cause to crush the rebels. Vader became impatient, he wanted to see the source of this power, he wanted to posses this dark and mysterious object that his loyal troopers had stumbled across on Hoth. Vader ordered his servant to show him what they had found. "right away Lord Vader" the reply came. The servant muttered into his communication device and seconds later the door opened again ,this time five storm troopers entered the quarters, the trooper in the middle of them held within his hands a sealed metal box with two big clasps at either end, he was flanked by two troopers either side of him guns in hand.

They handed the sealed box to the servant then turned and left without a word spoken. "Tell me, how did you come across this object on the Ice-world and why did you think I would be so interested in it that you could disturb me" Vader said in a threatening manner to his loyal servant. The servant held the metal box with out stretched arms towards Vader in a defensive manner, he swallowed hard with the thought that soon he may feel a vice like grip around his throat.

"Well ...umm,Lord Vader our troopers raided a rebel convoy on the Ice-planet of Hoth two days ago, and after the raid, what was left of the rebels retreated into a small cave to the east of the planet, our troopers followed them there to eliminate them, before we entered the cave we sent a surveillance droid to monitor what defenses they had and we recorded them saying that they must destroy or hide this box, because if the darkside got there hands on it and the evil power that it possesed, it could spell the end of the rebel cause for ever." After we raided the cave we could find no trace of this box we had heard the rebel scum discussing. Then we found one rebel who had not been eliminated yet, after many hours of torture he showed us where they had hidden it."

The servant placed the metal box on the console next to vader "We have not yet opened it Lord Vader, all virus & biological scans have been completed on it and it is safe to handle. Will that be all Lord Vader" the servant said as he looked at the box with interest "You have done well" Vader said not even looking up at the servant.The servant turned and walked out of Vaders quarters, taking one last look at the shiny metal box. "Thankyou sir."

Now Lord Vader was alone, he hesitated for a few seconds to behold this evil, dark energy that was emmiting from this box. He slowly unclasped each of the stong metal clasps at either end of the box. A woosh of stail & stagnent air rushed from it as he open the box wide. He now could feel the dark force so strong, so deep, so exquisetly evil. He knew that with this power of this object within this box the days of the rebels where numbered. Lord Vader reached into the box and with his black leather glove and grasped what was inside. It was a small wooden box with an intricate gold pattern inlayed across every surface.

What is the meaning of this he thought , the fools , how can this box be of any use to me.
Then he had such an overwhelming feeling of the dark force ,and absolute intrigue as to the power this small box held.

He ran his index finger over the surface of the box, around the strange symbols. Every inch of this box was emmiting such evil and darkness. Turning the box in his hands over and over searching every inch as if his fingers were being lead systematically over the markings. Then suddenly without warning there was a click and the box fell from Lord Vaders grasp and hit the ground with a thud.

As soon as the box hit the ground it started to change.....

Like a childs puzzle box section after section of the box clicked in and out of place coming back to rest, motionless on the ground as if nothing had changed but Darth knew this box had started something. He could feel the menacing presence, a great evil and forboding.

Vaders thoughts rushed, was this a rebel trap, had he just set the timer to a plasma bomb, had he been betrayed by his own loyal servant? No this was a power too great, greater even than the emporer perhaps?

He took a step backwards, now the dark force was stiffling, the air in the room thick with anticipation, something had changed. He was no longer alone, someone or something was there.

The room grew dark, a deathly silent all consuming dark, the air growing ever colder and a pungent smell of rotting and decomposition filled Darths senses.

A cracking, crunching noise echoed round the walls filling the room, Vader turned to where the noise was eminating. He couldnt believe what he was seeing, the wall to his quarters started to crack and groan letting in a sharp earie light. The walls opened up to reveal a doorway. Within Lord Vader could see the sillouette of a dark figure enshrouded in light, the figure slowley walked forwards. Vader faced the figure taking steady deep breaths, waiting with an excited anticipation to what the outcome of this encounter would be, he reached to his belt and felt his lightsaber.

The strange and mysterious figure walked slowly out of the light and into Lord vaders reality. They both glared at eachother. This cant be happening Lord Vader thought to himself, who or what is this creature.

The figure walked into view now, a hellish figure with pins in his face, it was like hell had come to claim Lord vader for all the suffering he had caused to others.

Lord vader asked "who are you creature and why have you come here"

Pinhead started to laugh an evil laugh " hahaha Hello Anakin, you dont mind me calling you that do you? I,m an explorer in the further regions of experience. A Demon to some. Angel to others, the box you opened it and I came."

"I have such sights to show you Anakin, pain & pleasure will become indivisible. The box is a means to summon me. Now I am here and its time for your suffering to begin."

Lord vaders memories of this name Anakin where buzzing around his head, Lord Vader felt a rage like he had never felt before, he raised his hand and with his finger and thumb began to telekinetically crush this creatures neck. "You have said enough now creature" he said in a determined voice.

Pinhead started to feel the affect of this vice like crushing to his neck, he fell to his knees and clasped his throat. Vader wached, the dark force was rushing through him now, all that was on his mind was to crush this hellish creature who dared to address him in this way.

Then a womens voice rang out, "Anakin NO, please NO, not again, I love you Anakin, why are you doing this? please dont hurt me"

Vader couldnt believe his eyes, what he thought was an evil creature was now a young women. "Please Anakin, dont you recognise me? its me your wife Padmé Amidala."

Vader stunned and surprised released his grip "What ...what ...I.. I.. remember a padme from my dreams" As soon as Vader released his grip on the young womens throat, she stood up "Anakin dont you remember me, please dont hurt me again" she walked closer to Vader "I love you Anakin"

Vader searched his memories, he was battling with himself now, torrments and pain swirled round his head like a whirlwind of suffering, a feeling of regret and sorrow started to surge though his body.

"Thats it Anakin ......you do remember me now dont you.....search your feelings...search them" Then the young wome started to smile "how can you hurt me, I love you so much"

Padme then started to laugh "see you still have human dreams dont you Anakin, Human dreams.........Human dreams such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. You're so ripe Anakin, and now it's harvest time. "

Suddenly the sounds of chains and metal ratteling filled the room, it grew louder and louder and without warning chains with large hooks at the end appeared from the ceiling and the hooks dug deep into Vaders hands and feet pulling him into the air in a crucifix position.

The sweet Padmes face started to change, then all was apparent, Pinhead was now standing there in place of Padme. "You are weaker than you think Anakin, your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened."

"Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven for you Anakin, now you have a choice. I am offering you a place at my right hand - flesh, power, dominion, we could destroy your foes the jedi, its all just flesh to be sculpted. But you WILL bow down before me."

Vader looked to the left at a large console that sat in the corner of the room and reached out with his mind. It started to shudder and shake then it rose up in a shower of sparks and flew across the room towards pinhead and striking him full in the chest and throwing him back into the doorway from where he had came. The chains shattered that where binding Vader. He then held his hand outreached in the direction of Pinhead a brilliant white light of dark force started to lift pinhead off the ground his legs flayling round under him.

"You have decieved me enough now Demon, I bow down to no one except the emperor himself, your tricks and manpulations of the mind are indeed very powerfull, but now demon you must DIE!!"

Vader moved his arms in a circular motion and Pinhead smashed and crashed into the walls of his quarters sending sparks and halos of white light cascading around the room. Vader then dropped Pinhead to the floor and all fell silent apart from the groans from Pinhead, who was now on his knees trying to recover from the onslaught of dark force that Vader had unleashed on him.

"Now you will feel the pain you enjoy so much demon" Vader walked closer to Pinhead reached to his side and grabbed his lightsaber. He held the humming red lightsaber over the head of Pinhead ready to execute him.

Pinhead smiled and looked up into the face of Lord Vader "It's all a puzzle, isn't it, Anakin? Like a game of chess, perhaps. The pieces move, apparently aimlessly, but always towards one single objective, to kill the king. But who is the king in this game Anakin that is the question you must ask yourself. I can not be defeated in this realm "

"ENOUGH!!" Vader shouted he swung his arm back in a big arc and brought the lightsaber down with such force and hatred for this demon of trickery.

Pinhead layed decapitated on the floor, his vile blood spread across the floor. It was over.

"Anakin Skywalker.....I love you" a young womens voice whispered from behind Vader, Vader spun round but there was nothing there apart from an empty room. He turned back to Pinheads body but it had gone and so had the doorway.

The little puzzle box sat innocently on the floor in place of Pinheads body.....

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>.:REAL GHOST FOOTAGE CAUGHT ON CCTV>::HALLOWEEN

2006-10-29T12:27:00.000-08:00

HERES SOMETHING FOR ALL YOU GHOST & HALLOWEEN FANS OUT THERE.
I CANT BELIVE THEY HAVE CAPTURED THIS FOOTAGE AND I HAVENT SEEN IT BEFORE.
IF YOU WHERE EVER A NON -BELIEVER BEFORE YOU WONT BE AFTER THIS.
IF you turn your sound up you can actually hear the footsteps.SCARY STUFF.

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:::...LIGHTSABER VS KICK ASS GUNS::....

2006-10-26T05:34:00.000-07:00

WHICH WEAPON WOULD YOU RATHER BE ARMED WITH TO TAKE OUT THE BAD GUYS OF THE UNIVERSE?

THE AWSOME JEDIS BEST FRIEND THE LIGHTSABER OR A KICK ASS MINI GUN?
WHICH WEAPON KICKS MORE ASS? .
HOWEVER COOL A LIGHT SABER IS , I WOULDNT RATE IT AGAINST ONE OF THESE AWSOME MINIGUNS.
I,D TAKE ON DARTH VADER & LUKE SYWALKER WITH ONE OF THESE BABIES.

CHECK THIS VIDEO, IT REALLY SHOWS THE POWER OF THESE GUNS.I DREAD TO THINK HOW MANY ROUNDS ONE OF THESE FIRES PER SECOND.
WHICH WEAPON KICKS MORE ASS FOR YOU?

STAR WARS VS HORROR FIGURES

2006-10-24T02:51:00.000-07:00

WELL from the comments you guys have left the way it looks so far is star wars figures are more powerful than horror figures .Or are there just more star wars fans vistiting this site? who do you guys think is the ultimate fantasy battle tough guy or girl ?

Here are a few more contestants for you to think about....

FREDDY KRUGER VS THE LONGNAIL MUTANT FROM X-men.

THIS FANTASY BATTLE WOULD BE A REAL BLOODBATH .BUT WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN AND WHY?

..::FANTASY BATTLES & COOL STUFF::..

2006-10-11T04:28:00.000-07:00

The next FANTASY BATTLE for your expert opinions as sci -fi fantasy fans is

A/The powerfull KING OF THE uraki (orks)OR

B/The remorsless MARCUSS king of the vampires.

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This Battle would be fun to watch , They both have immense power .Just imagine if Marcuss got a neck bite on the ork, half ork half vampire hmmmmm interesting.

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Next up this one is a bit of a scary one who would come out on top out of these well known evil possesed female horror princesses..

A/ The possesed well dwelling girl from the ring or

B/ EMILY ROSE with her 6 evil spirits within her including satan himself.

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I really like emily rose and when she is possesed I think she could give that tv jumping water hating girl a run for her money. What do you guys think?

Cooltopten Fantasy Battles & Cool stuff..

2006-06-26T07:48:00.000-07:00

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Cool Fantasy Battles between your favourite Sci-fi and Fantasy Characters including Darth Vader and the Sith Lords , Pinhead and the Cenabites , Jedi Masters , Horror figures.

Whoever you want?

You choose.......

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1/ Who's cooler? Who would kick more ass... Pinhead or Darth Vader?

A/.... THE general of the Galaxy (Darth vader) or

B/....THE prince of PAIN(Hellraisers Pinhead)

Just leave us your thoughts on the above battle or any other fantasy battle you would like to see.

Comments,

calv said...Vader is one of the most powerful Sith Lords
His telekinetic ability was on the same level as Dooku’s His mechanically engineered strength was massive .

He could kill via a mere glance and a thought. His armor was capable of absorbing glancing lightsaber blows .

He IS the Darkside... There is no match!

Jess said...Vader vs Pinhead? Vader of course

Wraith said...Vader vs Pinhead? No contest; Vader is MUCH cooler.

Anonymous said...Darth Vader is MUCH cooler than Pinhead. He'd beat Pinhead like a drum!

Salohcin said...Well pinhead looks cool, but i really like vader more 'cause I'm such I Star Wars fan.

Melly said... Pinhead is just too scary so Darth Vader wins on the cool stakes (athough not without his helmet on ... very ugly and un-cool then!)

David said...Lord Vader, the man, or what's left of him is powerful, Master Qui-Gon said it himself in Eps. 1, and his power grew since then, pinhead is just somewhat powerful.

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3/This might be a fairer match........

Arnies Terminator Vs Star Wars very own cancer man General Grievous?

How do you think this would turn out? would general grieveous be torched by the Term or could the scenario go like this . . . . . .

General Grievous;- ' You fool.... i've been trained in the Jedi Arts by Count Dooku. Attack Terminator!!!'

Arnie;- 'I'll be back'.

Comments,

David said....The Terminator, this guy is unstoppable, remember in T2, the beating

he took from T-1000, and he still beat him, plus general grevious looks like the coward type.

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4/ Imagine this, the cenebites find themselves in the posession of the one ring. Do you think Saurons Ring Wraits would follow the cenebites to hell and beyound? If they did what would be the out come?

Who would rule the land of the souless?

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Sharpen your hooks, unsheath your daggers. Think this one would be carnage.

Tell us what you think?

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2/ Now this is another tough one....

A/The twisted but lovable Golem or

B/the small but powerful Master Yoda.

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Who do you think's cooler?

Who do you think would win in a Gollum V's Yoda deathmatch? Minus the light-sabres, hehe ;)

Would the Master Yoda run rings round the nimble Gollum or would Gollum get his wirey hands round yodas neck first.

Comments ,

Malinborn said...Very interesting!Gotta go with Yoda and Vader on the cooler scale.. though Golem is almost as old as Yoda

Wraith said...Yoda vs. Golem? Golem's alright, but Yoda is THE MAN!

Anonymous said...Yoda would rip Golem a new one.

Jess said...Yoda vs Golem? I have to go with Yoda, that little green man has way with people.

Melly said... Yoda, Yoda, Yoda ..... no question - he is the guru of everything!!!

Davidsaid...Yoda, this one is really not a fair fight, a jedi master who's arguably the most powerful jedi versus a frail schizophrenic cave creature. A better match would be Sauron, he was kick-ass!

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We will post your comments and try to bring you what you want -:)

In the end we want to know who's the number one bad ass dude of the universe?

Does anyoe know who the Names of these Original Star Wars figures from left to right?

Who the hell is that robot on the far right?

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